OK, I had thought about making this statement before, but it wasn’t quite time. Now, that time has come. Christina Aguilera does not look right — she’s just plain nasty and 100% skank-ti-fied! This really says it best and I second the nomination:

Ego: “Okay, Christina Aguilera really needs to put her breasts away. Things are starting to get out hand. Of course, it’s not just Christina’s breasts that are scaring me, but I’d just rather not evern think about her scary clown face, if that’s okay with you. From the veins to the really gross folds around her exploding implants, Xtina is looking worse than ever, and I didn’t that was even possible.”