John Mayer is a Bad Ass

Sure, John Mayer has bagged celebri-babes from here to the other side of the world, but just in case you don’t recognize his game, John is kicking it up a notch. Players and hotties take notice and check out the wheels J is sporting! Nope, this is not what I would call flying under the paparazzi’s radar.

WWTDD: “John Mayer drove his new sky blue and orange Ford GT to his personal trainers house yesterday before going to a gas station and then to have lunch with Jennifer Aniston at the Beverly Hills Hotel. Hopefully the big number 6 John has on the side will be enough to make him stand out in a crowd. Maybe he should put Christmas lights around it and a siren on the roof just in case.”

Other Mayer-Aniston Related News:

According to sources, Jen and John are set to move in with one another after dating for (only) the last two months. Insiders say the couple have been looking at beachside homes in Malibu, but I say it’s all horse shit. John Mayer settle down? I don’t think so. But here’s the quote anyhow:

“They are both smitten with one another and want to spend more time together,” a source says. “They know it hasn’t been long, but they like one another enough that if their relationship doesn’t last, they can still share the house as friends.”