Jamie Lynn Spears Is a Mommy

Jamie Lynn Spears welcomed in a little baby girl this morning, Maddie Briann. With all the drama in the Spears’ lives it doesn’t surprise me one bit that Jamie Lynn picked a whacked out name like that for her daughter. Who am I to judge though, I’m sure it will all work out for the best in redneck-land y’all!

People magazine reports:

Just the family was there,” says a source about the birth around 9:30 a.m. at a hospital in Mississippi, near her Louisiana hometown. “Everyone is healthy and happy.”

Well sure everyone is happy and healthy right now, but just wait until little Maddie is all grown up. Auntie Britney will surely show her how to act like a proper lady!  Oh how I hope I am still around to see that shit-storm!