Lindsay Johan and gal pal Samantha Ronson were caught eating out like animals! OK, it really wasn’t all that bad but the two were stuffing their mouths with burgers and besides it sounds more scandalous when using the phrase “eating out like animals.” No?

I know Lindsay and Samantha are allegedly the best-est of friends, but damn they spend a lot of time together. Why don’t we see other celebs hanging out with their friends as much as we see Lindsay Lohan and Samantha together? Hey, if it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck — it’s a lesbian?