Oh my God! I just do not know about this shit!  TMZ is claiming Verne Troyer, a.k.a. Mini-Me, has a sex tape out!  This is just fucking disturbing if you ask me. A Vern Troyer sex tape?  I haven’t even seen the so called sex tape (and don’t plan to!) and I’m already losing my dinner just looking at this picture!  This has to be the worst thing ever… well OK, within the last month or two!

There is a supposed price tag of $100K on this video with SugarDVD looking to get their hands on it.  Come on now, really, this has to be the worst investment you could ever think of!  You couldn’t pay me to watch this shit and yet there will be many out there that will pay to see it.  Shortly after those few do, their eyes are going to burn out of their sockets, sex will no longer be an option for at least 6 months, and they’ll have trouble holding down their food for weeks!