Brooke Burke in a Patriotic Bikini

Brooke Burke and the folks over at Stuff magazine wanted everyone to have a wonderful July, so they published these patriotic photos of Brooke being independent in her red, white, and blue bikini! And sure, some people might not think that wearing a bikini is all that special, but you know what — in some parts of the world women are forbidden from wearing bikinis. I know, and some countries forbid women from even showing their faces!

And to those places I say to hell with you! In order for American women to show how proud they are to be from these great United States, I propose that every woman across America between the ages of 18 and 30 wear their bikini proudly all month long — to work, to the grocery store, to church, or wherever you damn well please! After all, this is America!

Now, who’s with Brooke Burke and I?