Here we are at the crossroads of another day in the life of celebrity Audrina Patridge. Audrina wanted to stay indoors but her now dominant breasts decided to take her outside and stage some bikini photos for the blogs in an attempt to increase her popularity. So… here are the Audrina Patridge big fake breasts bikini photos in all their glory.

I really kind of thought Audrina was interesting after she got her boob job but that sort of passed. It looks like she’s got two over filled water balloons stuffed under her bikini top. I like her fake teeth though.