Audrina Patridge Has Gold in Her Bikini!

Yes, Audrina Patridge has real gold threads in the lining of her bikini! OK, she doesn’t have real gold in her bikini or even in the fabric of her bikini, but it does look like she has a couple of lumps of coal stuffed up in there! Now don’t get me wrong, I’m not saying that Audrina does not have a very nice body, but she could have went with a professional on those breast implants.

But how can I even say that, right? After all, Audrina Patridge is making her way on to the pages of this site more and more often it seems. Is it coincidence? No, she’s just taking a lot more bikini photos to show off the new girls! Here is my new rule for female Hollywood success. Less clothing coverage means more media coverage!

Wow, you’re kind of a star!