At Least We Know Who Wears The Pants

Try and focus for just a minute and take your eyes off of Lindsay Lohan’s eye-popping cleavage.  With all the rumors of Lindsay Lohan being gay and having a lesbian lover, I just want to clarify that Sam Ronson is clearly wearing the pants in this relationship and has to be a dude! 

I mean really. Let me point out the obvious… Lindsay’s girlfriend goes by the name “Sam.” But you don’t have to take my word for it, check this boy out and you decide!