Kristina and Karissa Shannon Are Hef’s New Girlfriends

Meet Kristina and Karissa Shannon! These two 19 year old twins are now Hugh Hefner’s new girlfriends. Hugh was all broken up about losing is three hot girlfriends recently so to make himself better feel better he went out and found a couple of girls that are literally twice as hot as any of the others! Not bad for an 82 year old dude. As long as Kristina and Karissa don’t mind sloppy seconds thirds fourths infinity leftovers, I don’t see any problems in the near future. The only issue may be that these two hotties may be just enough to kill him.