Tara Reid really needs to rethink her wardrobe. Specifically, she needs to retire each and every one of her bikinis. I know, I thought I would never have to say it. But yes, I am actually telling a woman to not wear a bikini. It’s a sad day not only because I’m asking this celebrity to hang up her bikini, but because I have now focused all of my attention on Tara Reid and her fugly abs, or lack thereof. If these photos don’t convince you that I speak the truth then check out these bikini pics and then this shot of Tara Reid’s ass.