Lindsay Lohan Wants a Man

It was only a matter of time before Lindsay Lohan would go back to the hetero side. Come on, she said she wasn’t a lesbian and “barely bisexual.” That should give it away right there.  Now it has come to our attention that Lindsay and girlfriend Samantha Ronson have been fighting about penises (or perhaps the fact Samantha lacks one) and Lindsay’s latest slutty escapes in clubs. A source told The Sun:

“Lindsay and Sam had a huge bust up last week at Pure night club in Las Vegas. Lindsay was flirting with a guy and Sam was ballistic. Lindsay says she loves Sam more than anything but she just can’t help that she is attracted to the opposite sex. She thinks that they should come to some sort of understanding. Lindsay wants an open relationship where she can explore her heterosexuality without feeling guilty or sneaking around.”

Sounds like Lindsay Lohan can’t handle the thought of having a one woman/man relationship. An open relationship is another way of saying, “This ain’t gonna work.” Maybe perhaps we’ll get a good threesome sex tape out of all this! This is only going to end well for Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson, we can feel it!