Victoria Beckham at the Allure Party

Victoria Beckham was seen at the Allure cover party, and it seems to me that she looks lost.  These pictures make it look like she either has no idea where she is, or she forgot where she was at for a minute.  When you’re as hot as Victoria, however, you can do whatever the hell you want because you’re hot!  It’s just sad that she came to the party alone (not including those beautiful twins).  With all those photos and rumors of David flirting with other women, Victoria Beckham may need someone to talk to.  I’m not much into talking, but I can help her forget about that guy and his amazing amounts of money.  If you’re listening Victoria, if you need to chat please stop by my cheap apartment later for some ramen noodles!