Ashlee Simpson Had a Baby… Finally

Ashlee Simpson and husband Pete Wentz finally had their baby last night.  I say they but we all know that he just stood their crying and freakin’ out over what was going on.  He probably passed out as well!  After like 5 days of labor and trampoline jumping, Ashlee Simpson gave birth to her son, Bronx Mowgli Wentz, who was 7 lbs. 11 oz. and 20.5 inches long.  Looking at his parents, Bronx will be one super hot male model for sure.  Bronx will fit in with all the other stupidly named Hollywood stars’ kids in getting beat up at the playground.  At least they were thoughtful and went with the initials BMW.  He’ll be the envy of all his peers!  Congrats!