Heidi Montag and her new husband Douche Bag…err Spencer Pratt (I know, that joke was completely original) went back to Mexico to document their fake wedding and have people watch them have a honeymoon.  It’s a shame some people are such attention whores.  Heidi did impress me however with her “candid” bikini photos.  I never knew Heidi had a body like that, and she wastes it on Spencer!  Almost makes me wish that I liked Heidi Montag so I could say something clever and lewd about her, but I know Spencer would sue my ass off!