Jessica Simpson is Santa’s Helper

It is difficult for me to find any use for Jessica Simpson with her all bundled up like this, but I suppose she is still a good person. My two favorite things about her are all covered up, so it looks like we have to wait until a later date to see her warm, loving heart and her deep intellect. Oh well, we can at least semi-enjoy these photos of Jessica with her latest money-making gimmick, her Fancy fragrance. No really, the fragrance is called Fancy. It is for those nights you take your girl to the taco stand located outside the perimeter of the trailer park. And as luck would have it, Jessica Simpson is promoting it just in time for Christmas!