Anne Hathaway is not only looking great in these photos today, but the actress has sold herself off. Not literally you sick bastard, though she has auctioned off a small portion of her time for charity. It is being reported that three fans paid a whopping $12,000 for drinks with the Rachel Getting Married actress at the Cracked X-mas Fundraiser in Los Angeles over the weekend. So, of course, I am totally jealous. Yes, I would have enjoyed spending time with Anne, even if I had to purchase time with her. What other chance would I have had to meet Anne Hathaway, better known in my fantasies as Agent 99.

It’s fine though, I would not have been able to converse with her anyway. Do you really expect me to hold a conversation with Anne looking like this? Seriously, check out that cleavage Anne is dropping! Okay, here is Anne Hathaway on selling herself for a good cause:

“I’m not usually very forward, but I thought if there was ever a crowd for me to do something like this, this is my crowd so I would like to auction myself off for drinks somewhere fabulous and basically get you totally shitfaced. Tell me what I’m worth.”