Paris Hilton Pokies in London

Paris Hilton will never learn. Paris got all dressed up nice to go out in London and forgot that everybody would be able to see her breasts. That’s good for us, but who really hasn’t seen them yet? I mean, Paris has practically been naked with or seen naked by every guy in America. I guess the publicity for a person with no real contribution to society will make her feel better. These pictures of Paris Hilton have kind of made me feel better too!

Goodies!

Alessandra Ambrosio is beautiful people – Celebslam Lady Gaga is classy – Anything Hollywood Kristen Stewart in bed with Robert Pattinson (leaked) – Hollywire Ali Lohan must be cold! – Socialite Life Joanna and Marta Krupa are HOT in Ralph – Celeb Gossipz Katy Perry performing in San Francisco – Celebrity Odor Claire Merry exercises – HQ Celebrity Drunken Tampa Bay Party Girls: Super Bowl Edition – COED Magazine

Bar Refaeli Valentine’s Day Lingerie

Bar Refaeli wants to wish me a happy Valentine’s Day so she sent me these photos. Okay, so that’s not quite true, but they are for a Valentine’s Day lingerie ad. Bar has a beautiful body! I would almost go as far to say a perfect body. These bikini photos help to prove that point! There’s not much to say that would accurately represent how hot I think Bar Refaeli is. Enjoy these photos, and I only wish there were more!

Jessica Alba is Teasing Me!

Jessica Alba had a pretty low cut shirt on walking around Los Angeles. Jessica has been teasing me with these pictures because every time I look at them, I think I’m gonna get to see some of the goodies! But alas, I’m eternally teased! Jessica Alba has an amazing body, and it’s hard to believe that she’s had a baby not too long ago! I mean, check out her ass in that one picture! One day I’ll see some goodies…one day, Jessica, one day…

Kim Kardashian Moves Magazine Super Bowl Party

Kim Kardashian went with her sister and boy toy to the 2009 Moves magazine Super Bowl party. Even though the Super Bowl isn’t until Sunday, now is a great time to get started partying. Unfortunately, Kim wore an ugly dress. If I remember my college days, parties meant sexy outfits, drinking, and those outfits being on the floor. Kim should have worn anything from her calendar, and I would have been fine with that. That being said, I still think Kim Kardashian has an amazing body and would rather see her naked anyday!

Goodies!

Shauna Sand is too lazy to walk in a bikini – HQ Celebrity Terrell Owens: The Reality Show – Hollywire Tila Tequila promotes tacos of all kinds – Celebrity Odor Jennifer Aniston single again – Anything Hollywood Jessica Alba let her ass hang out – Socialite Life Jennifer Aniston turned down $10 million for Playboy – Celebslam Doutzen Kroes in a see through bra (NSFW) – Celeb Gossipz Denise Milani huge breasts, tiny bikini – F-Listed

Jessica Biel Candids in Los Angeles

Jessica Biel looks pretty sleepy or something in these candids of her going to the gym in Los Angeles. I don’t blame Jessica because I don’t get up to go to the gym. But it’s good for Jessica to keep her amazing body in shape for photos like these. I actually like seeing some of these hot celebrities in their natural state like this because it gives me a chance to see whether they’re hot or doctored up. It’s safe to say Jessica Biel is naturally that hot!

Hayden Panettiere Thong Candids

Hayden Panettiere was on the set of Heroes when she decided to get a piggy back ride. While a goofy idea, it does give us a good look at one thing — Hayden’s thong! While not all of these pics are of her thong, you do get a good look at the item in question. For some reason I find this far more exciting than just a picture of Hayden in a thong. Maybe it’s the sexy teasing something like this has to offer. Don’t get me wrong, I’ll stare at pictures of her in a thong for about 5 straight hours! Check out her thong and some other boring pictures of Hayden Panettiere!  

Britney Spears is Still Hot

Britney Spears maybe crazy as all get out, but it’s hard to deny she still looks good! I don’t know why, but I’ve thought Britney to be pretty hot through the good times and the bad. And lately there’s been a lot of bad. But never fear Britney Spears, lots of people still support you. Looking this good helps out a lot too!

Goodies!

Kristen Stewart always looks high – Celebslam Russell Brand needs multiple women a day – Anything Hollywood Paris Hilton to collaborate with Lady Gaga? – Allie is Wired Paula Abdul is hot, throws fit – Socialite Life AnnaLynne McCord is quite seductive – Celeb Gossipz Babes on the bull – Hollywire Kim Kardashian dressed down is still hot – HQ Celebrity Rose McGowan is a sexy link minx – Celebrity Odor

Christina Aguilera and Her Bountiful Bosom

Christina Aguilera has amazing cleavage. She was out in London, and Christina decided to awe us with their glory. I mean, they must’ve stopped traffic and everything.  You know it must be a bit chilly because Christina is wearing a pretty good sized jacket, but that won’t stop her from showing off that ample bosom! And we all thank her for it! All I know is that I wish I could be handling Christina Aguilera and those beautiful things. Maybe she’ll mistake me for her child!

Lindsay Lohan in the Fornarina Ad Campaign

Lindsay Lohan still gets gigs after all she’s done. Now Lindsay is the ad girl for Fornarina, some girl clothing company. They did do a pretty decent photoshoot with Lindsay. Some of their clothes are actually pretty sexy, and Lindsay actually sells them pretty sexily, unlike her normal outfits. These are just a sampling of Lindsay Lohan selling clothes, hit up their website to see some more!

Olga Kurylenko is Hot Wearing Clothes

This is one of the first times I’ve really seen Olga Kurylenko wear a lot of clothes. And you know what? Olga’s still freakin’ hot in a dress! Olga attended the Chanel fashion show in Paris and probably wowed everybody that was ther by just showing up looking hot. While not in a bikini, Olga Kurylenko still amazes me with her natural beauty!

Jessica Burciaga is February’s Playmate of the Month

Jessica Burciaga has made many appearances here on NewsToob. There’s a pretty easy explanation for this; it’s because Jessica is extremely beautiful and sexy! Jessica is February 2009′s Playmate of the Month, and to celebrate this, we’re posting up pictures of her at what appears to be a signing being sexy and doing her thing. While not any Playboy pictures (our servers would melt), this is a pretty nice look at the complete sexiness of Jessica Burciaga!

Goodies!

Megan Fox plays Guitar Hero – Egotastic! Teresa Moore is midnight T&A – Celebslam Mischa Barton nip slip at Dior – Socialite Life Paula Abdul inspired Sasha Fierce? – Allie is Wired Mischa Barton kissing a female on birthday – Anything Hollywood Danielle Lloyd reveals all for Nuts – Celeb Gossipz Audrina Partridge and sister in bikinis – Celebrity Odor Rachel Stevens is a neon dancer – HQ Celebrity

Rihanna in GQ Mexico

Rihanna makes a cover appearance on this upcoming GQ Mexico. I’ll be civil about her today given the fact that Rihanna hasn’t really done much in the way of being stupid like so many other celebrities. Rihanna, however, has a very nice body that I never mind seeing in a bikini. In fact, I do believe she looks extremely sexy in everything she does. Way to go and brighten up my day, Rihanna!

The Saturdays in FHM

Who are The Saturdays you might ask? Well, they are a British girl group with members from S Club 8 (thank you some wiki website!). Anyway, none of that really matters because these girls are hot! The Saturdays appear in FHM and completely blow me away! I hope The Saturdays have a bright future, but if they don’t, 100% of their group can come to my house to cry on my shoulder. They perform together, they might as well get me all together! You can see more of Frankie Sandford and other sexy girls at FHM.com.

Paris Hilton Braless Candids

Paris Hilton decided to go outside without a bra. I champion this idea by every woman, until the saggy boobs start to appear. I don’t find Paris Hilton and her breasts amazing, but a woman is a woman and a boob is a boob so I’ll look anyway. Paris even let out some pokies on a couple shots! When will the celebrities like Paris Hilton learn that you gotta check these shirts out or guys like me will continue to objectify and stare!

Vanessa Marcil is a MILF

Vanessa Marcil (a.k.a. Vanessa Ortiz it seems) is an actress on General Hospital and Las Vegas. How old do you say she is? Hard to believe Vanessa is FORTY! Vanessa is definitely a MILF in my opinion. Vanessa has definitely gotten around as well. She was the wife of Corey Feldman and has a son with Brian Austin Green. Man, Vanessa Marcil would have about 40 kids if she had ever crossed my path!

Goodies!

Shauna Sand Miami bikini photos – HQ Celebrity Prince Harry breaks up with his hot girlfriend – Hollywire Spencer Pratt being sued – Celebslam Danielle Lloyd most revealing pictures ever – Celeb Gossipz Jessica Simpson is curvy at chili cook-off – Socialite Life Pamela Anderson still has hot hooker look – Celebrity Odor Katy Perry and her awesome rack – WWTDD Katie Stam is Miss America – Egotastic!