Also making it to the Leather and Laces Celebration in Tampa was the very awe-inspiring Kim Kardashian. At first I really didn’t like Kim, but the more I’ve seen of her recently, the more I want her. I mean, check out that chest and that ass. And that FIGURE! Man, Kim looks great and perfect, and she has all the right curves in all the right places! Now to start my new campaign, to have all women have a body like Kim Kardashian. The world would be an amazing place!