Miranda Kerr is long and lean and every young man’s dream! As a matter of fact, she looks like this girl I dated back in 8th grade, except that girl was like 14 and not nearly as hot. And probably not as freaky (wishful thinking). But let’s get back to these Miranda Kerr photos, though. She’s pretty hot, but not really my type. Miranda and I could hit a buffet and put about another 15 to 20 pounds on her and then we’d be in business.