Sandra Bullock in InStyle Magazine

Boy, I used to have the hugest crush ever on Sandra Bullock when I was younger. The things I did to with her in sexy spots in my mind would’ve made a great dirty movie! Sandra is in the March issue of InStyle magazine, and it’s safe to say that she still looks absolutely amazing after all these years. Even with a husband and step-kids, Sandra manages to impress me. If only I could meet her. Then maybe I’d have a chance to act out the things my adolescent mind could only dream about. I bet Sandra Bullock would forget about everything else at that point…

Jessica Stroup is Sexy

  It looks like we are going to be seeing a whole lot more of actress Jessica Stroup. But not just because she’s famous, but because she’s hot! I mentioned the other day that I am not a fan of her tv show, 90210, but Jessica Stroup is definitely a girl that I can get behind. Heck, I even love this flowy-type dress-thing she is wearing and her legs look pretty awesome, too. Her haircut, her eyes, you can easily tell from these photos that she wants me. Oh boy, I’m on the verge of being in love… or a stalker! 

Girls Aloud at the Brit Awards

Girls Aloud was at the Brit Awards, and these girls are pretty freakin’ hot! Not that I listen to or look at a lot of girl bands, but after these pictures, I probably should. I really hope the beautiful ladies win an award, even if it’s “hottest at show.” I mean, the Girls Aloud group at least looks classy and sexy instead of completely like sluts. Now I’m going to have to go admire their calendar because the Girls Aloud ladies get me all hot and bothered. Yes, I did avoid the joke involving the words “girls” and “aloud.” Hit the jump to see even more photos of the sexy Girls Aloud!

Kim Kardashian Drop Dead Gorgeous

Kim Kardashian attended the 10th annual Drop Dead Gorgeous Oscar Party. First, I never knew there was a party like that. Second, Kim is pretty qualified to attend said party. Kim is pretty gorgeous, but not sure on the drop dead part. If it caused me to drop dead, then how would I be able to pathetically email her everyday asking her to let me see her naked? Kim Kardashian would most likely miss that most of all in her day-to-day activities.

Goodies!

Solange Knowles shows nipple (slightly NSFW) – Celebslam Angelina Jolie shops with her girls – Socialite Life Celebrities without makeup – Anything Hollywood Kate Moss has growing boobs – Celeb Gossipz Lauren Conrad on the beach – Egotastic! Vanessa Hudgens pumping gas is sexy – Celebrity Odor Katy Perry and Jessica Hart Vegas party – Hollywire Jessica Simpson won’t rip her pants – HQ Celebrity

Victoria Beckham at Armani Store Opening

Now seems like a great time to open a 5th Avenue Armani store, right? Victoria Beckham definitely didn’t mind as she attended the opening looking great as usual! Victoria wore an elegant little number that just showed us enough to remind us how hot she really is. This is where in my usual banter I would make some crack about how Victoria should ditch that guy she’s with and do sexual favors for me, but since her significant other is David Beckham, I’m just gonna give up on Victoria Beckham for now.

Carla Gugino in Details

Carla Gugino isn’t a name that I nor many know very well. Carla was in the Spy Kids series as well as in the upcoming Watchmen movie. In Details magazine, she gets a very sexy spread of photos. I’m glad to see that Carla can be so seductive because that’s gonna help her career later. It always happens with the stars of kids movies and unknowns that get washed up. Yes, that’s right…porn and sex tapes! We’ll see you there Carla Gugino!

Miranda Kerr Has Got Legs

  Miranda Kerr really is one of the cutest models on the face of the earth and I think guys and girls alike envy her long, sexy legs! I like Miranda because she always looks good in photos but not so awesome that she seems unattainable by the average guy. No, I’m not saying that the average guy “really” has a shot with her, but she has the very cute girl-next-door look going on. Miranda Kerr and her legs are sweet. I will leave it at that. 

Adrienne Bailon at Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week

Ah, it’s Adrienne Bailon. I haven’t seen you since your nude pic scandal! This time it’s unfortunate that you have more clothes on at the Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week. I bet they would’ve loved the attention you would’ve brought them showing up with your ass and tits hanging out! I would’ve loved it too! Adrienne, at least you are being beautiful and sexy with a modest blue dress. You could be the love of my life, Adrienne Bailon, if you’d only show up to my house nude!

Camilla Belle in GQ Magazine

Camilla Belle in GQ magazine is great fun for all! Camilla is stunning and makes me extremely jealous. If I had the kind of life she leads, I could get away from all this utter nonsense and do something worthwhile. Camilla could do something worthwhile by showing us her tits. That would earn Camilla Belle the Nobel Peace Prize (be better for her career than that Push movie)!

Jennifer Ellison Goes Nuts in Mauritius

Jennifer Ellison shows off her bikinis in Mauritius in an issue of Nuts magazine. I haven’t heard much about Jennifer in a good while, so it is good to know that she’s still alive and being sexy! Her calendar was hot, but there’s not much like actual beach shots of her to know that it’s completely for real. Who am I kidding, these pics of Jennifer were probably photoshopped, but it doesn’t stop me from enjoying them! In fact, I’d enjoy Jennifer Ellison pictures in any setting! Hopefully we’ll get to see better quality pics soon!

Goodies!

Nicole Scherzinger nipple slip (NSFW) – Celeb Gossipz Miranda Kerr modeling bikinis = happy pants – Celebrity Odor Beyonce trademarks Sasha Fierce – Anything Hollywood Amanda Bynes in short, red dress – HQ Celebrity Drew Barrymore leaving restaurant – Socialite Life Minka Kelly is beautiful people – Celebslam 10 biggest celebrity man pussies – Manofest Exclusive hot Megan Fox pics – WWTDD

Audrina Patridge is Stringing Us Along

We have not seen much of semi-celebrity Audrina Patridge lately, but let’s keep it real. It is probably because she has not been strolling around in her bikini as of late. That is, until today! Sure, Audrina is 120% fake, but since when have we not liked fake? We love wrestling and movies. Both fake. Speaking of wrestling, movies, and Audrina Patridge, those are three things that definitly need to go together. It’s gonna be so fake it’s real, baby!  

Jessica Stroup Wants You

  Cue the 90210 intro music! It is time to check out actress Jessica Stroup looking good in these photos in a short and low-cut dress! Okay, so I don’t watch 90210 because I can’t relate to the story lines. The characters always have these big personal issues and then over the course of a single show they solve all of them. No, that is not how the real world works. In real life you either have it made or you are f#cked. You are either frumpy or hot. And yes, Jessica Stroup and I are hot! 

Fergie Almost Melted My Eyes

Fergie was out in a bikini on what must be a honeymoon of sorts, and it didn’t melt my eyes. I am just kidding. Fergie has always had a pretty good looking body; it was always just the face that bothered me. I can’t say anything though because many a butterface have had a good run with me. Hey, when you got huge breasts, I’m willing to overlook a few things. Fergie has some nice ones so I do the same with her. Even faces like Fergie need love…and bikinis help speed that along! Hit the jump to see more of Fergie and her bikini body!

Scarlett Johansson is Gorgeous!

Scarlett Johansson is gorgeous, but you knew that already. You are not looking at this post to read the obvious. What you want to know is that Scarlett Johansson is the featured beauty in Dolce and Gabbana ads for their cosmetics in 2009. They definitely did themselves a favor in using Scarlett because when you look that good, you can sell anything. Scarlett definitely looks great! Amazing!

Kim Kardashian at the Tracy Reese Fashion Show

This has to be some of the best photos of Kim Kardashian I have seen in a good while. Unlike where she is just walking around in sweatpants, Kim is all dressed up and looks absolutely gorgeous at the Fall 2009 fashion show for Tracy Reese. It took me a long time to warm up to seeing her as something other than a slut, but her calendar and bikini pics solidified it for me. Now I can’t stop looking for pictures of Kim. I think it’s time for Kim Kardashian to dump that loser boyfriend and meet little ole me. I’d make a much better sex tape with you anyway, Kim!

Lindsay Lohan Soho Shopping Candids

Lindsay Lohan was out shopping in Soho, and of course we would get pictures of it. Any time any of these celebrities go out, there are pictures. Lindsay is looking pretty skinny and pissy in some of these photos. I wouldn’t want to cross Lindsay anyway with the rumors of her and her girlfriend’s fights. Even though she’s pretty skinny, I think Lindsay Lohan is still looking pretty good. I do, however, like more meat on my women. Well, that and STD free!

Isla Fisher at the London Premiere

Isla Fisher is quickly climbing up my rankings of movie hotties! Isla was at the London premiere of Confessions of a Shopaholic, and she was looking pretty nice in her short black dress. Unfortunately, the dress doesn’t show any of the goodies that I would love to see from Isla, but she still looks pretty damn sexy. There are always the FHM photos to get me to sleep. Isla Fisher is gonna keep me up all night soon!

Goodies!

Paris Hilton flashing girl parts – Celebslam Khloe Kardashian Anti-Valentine’s Day party – Anything Hollywood Katy Perry “Thinking of You” – HQ Celebrity 13 year old dad may not be baby daddy, 2 others – Hollywire Megan Fox is bored – Socialite Life Miley Cyrus forgets lyrics – Allie is Wired Kate Moss topless in magazine (NSFW) – Celeb Gossipz Lily Allen flashes her panties – Celebrity Odor