Nicole Scherzinger on Late Night

Nicole Scherzinger just made my day! These photos of Nicole from the Late Night with Jimmy Fallon are downright stunning! Nicole looks amazing, and I love the top. Especially the bra through the sheer wrap thing. Nicole has always looked amazing, like in these FHM photos, so I am really not that surprised. What I am surprised about is why I wasn’t there with her. My relationship with Nicole Scherzinger seems to be hitting a rocky patch. Nicole is starting to return my hair dolls again.

Lindsay Lohan in “Sevin Nyne” Promos

Linsday Lohan has decided to market a self-tanner called Sevin Nyne. To promote this tanner, Lindsay has put herself in the promo pictures. I don’t know about you, but if her self-tanner does that to Lindsay’s face, I’m definitely not going to buy it! She looks freaky! And I’m not talking a good, sexy freaky either. Thankfully, the saving grace of all this is that Lindsay Lohan has a pretty rocking body. Still, I’m creeped out by these pictures of Lindsay’s face!

Goodies!

Ashley Dupre, porn star turned pop star – Celebrity Odor Gisele Bundchen in Harper’s Bazaar – Hollywire Doutzen Kroes in Vogue Latin – Celeb Gossipz Who the hell is the absolute hottie – on 205th Eva Mendes ate kangaroo tail – Anything Hollywood Rachel Bilson partying in Hollywood – HQ Celebrity Would you hit this? – The Dirty Brad Pitt banging the nanny? – WWTDD Mandy Moore is married! – Socialite Life Katy Perry smoking hot in Esquire – Allie is Wired Eva Herzigova needs to eat in that bikini – Egotastic! Play Oregon Trail free and skip out on work – Virtual Apple

Paris Hilton Bikini Candids in Hawaii

Paris Hilton has gone to Hawaii with her bikini to relax. I’m not sure what to think about Paris anymore. Sometimes she’s a nasty, slutty chick that I wouldn’t want to touch with a 1,000 foot pole, but sometimes Paris actually looks great in photos. These bikini pictures are actually pretty good, too. That being said, I still wouldn’t touch Paris Hilton with anything I did not want to sterilize later! What do you think of these pictures of Paris? Hit the jump to see more of Paris Hilton in a skimpy bikini!

Doutzen Kroes is a Bikini Beach Babe

I wish I could be like model Doutzen Kroes and just spend the day at the beach. Instead, I am stuck doing labor for a living while she gets her picture taken. That doesn’t matter though because I get to oogle over Doutzen looking very hot in a bikini! Any day that I can see Doutzen looking great in a photoshoot – of any sort – is a good day. When is Doutzen Kroes going realize she needs to lose that zero and get with the hero!

Even More Megan Fox Cleavage Candids

If Megan Fox starts making these cleavage candids a daily thing, I will throw a party in her honor! Megan does it again and shows us her lovely assets, and I wish she would give me her number already. I have tried and tried to get that elusive number to ask Megan out, but so far it’s been no dice. After all these times she’s shown me her cleavage, the least Megan Fox can do is give me an opportunity to see it in person. And by that I mean not using binoculars into a window. Hit the jump for even more sexy Megan Fox cleavage!

Miranda Kerr is Very Beautiful

I’ve called Miranda Kerr hot plenty of times because, well, she is. It’s not too often I just stop and say Miranda is beautiful. These pictures are from a Victoria’s Secret launch event and they once again show that Miranda is a very beautiful women, even when dressed conservatively. Make no mistake though, I still find Miranda Kerr amazingly hot and will do anything to see her topless! Hit the jump for more of the beautiful Miranda Kerr!

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Goodies!

Lindsay Lohan looks good – Celebslam Miley Cyrus offends handicapped – Anything Hollywood Adriana Lima married is not as nice – on 205th Kristen Stewart sports a punk look – Socialite Life Lucy Pinder topless in Nuts again (NSFW) – Celeb Gossipz Dancing with the Stars roundup – Allie is Wired Hilary Duff is a naughty office employee – Celebrity Odor Malin Akerman nude Watchmen video (NSFW) – Egotastic! Trouble in Paris-dise – The Dirty Irina Sheik proves less is more – HQ Celebrity Madonna has bad taste in fashion – WWTDD Olivia Munn is a nipply devil – COED Magazine

Vida Guerra is Living Notoriously Well

The guys here at NewsToob have a huge thing for Vida Guerra. Vida went to the Living Notoriously Well With Jose Cuervo Super Bowl party. Yes, I know the Super Bowl was a good while back, but when Vida comes along, there is definitely no way I can say no! I will, however, say that Vida needs to wear only bikinis and thongs for the rest of her life! The entire NewsToob staff will now be quite distracted with these pictures of Vida Guerra for quite a long time! She’s hot even in clothes!

Britney Spears Relaxes in Bikini

Britney Spears has a hard life! Britney took some time off from her tour to relax, and that means — yes, you guessed it — we get bikini pictures! I know lip-synching an entire show can be pretty hard on your body, and I’m glad we get to reap the benefits of her relaxation. I think Britney Spears is still pretty hot in a bikini. Check out that hot body and tell me what you think about Britney Spears!

Megan Fox Shows Even More Cleavage

I love Megan Fox! Just when I start to forget how hot she is, Megan shows up with even more sexy cleavage candids to make my mouth water! This time she’s leaving the Ivy by the Shore restaurant. Yeah, I know you don’t care where Megan was. It’s of great importance that you see these photos of Megan and, by now I know you’re checking out her amazing chest and legs and not reading these words. I could tell you I’m having wild, hot sex with Megan Fox in 3 minutes, and you’ll never read this to know! Now, if you’ll excuse me… Hit the jump to see more of Megan Fox and her awesome cleavage!

Audrina Patridge Ruined It For Me

Audrina Patridge completely ruined the moment for me. Audrina was in LAX and actually wore a bra to keep these candid photos from obtaining elite status. Unlike her Playboy pictures, we didn’t get to see any of Audrina’s goodies. That’s okay, sometimes I grow tired of fake breasts and plastic parts. Who am I kidding? When I pretend they’re real, Audrina Patridge and her breasts make my pants very happy!

Goodies!

Charlize Theron is sexy! – Celeb Gossipz Hayden Panettiere is smoking hot – Celebrity Odor Miranda Kerr in Australian Cosmo – Anything Hollywood Jessica Simpson not so fat looking – WWTDD Ashlee Simpson to be on Melrose Place – Celebslam Deleted Twilight kissing scene – Hollywire Reese Witherspoon Monsters and Aliens premiere – Socialite Life Shenae Grimes and Jessica Lowndes bikini pics – Egotastic! Ray Lewis is equal opportunity – The Dirty Amy Winehouse denied work visa again – Allie is Wired Jessica Burciaga is the perfect female human – on205th 10 sexiest iPhone apps – COED Magazine

Heidi Klum Has Still Got It

Man, Heidi Klum still has the power to blow your mind! Heidi shows us some extremely hot pictures in TV Digital magazine (yeah, never heard of it either)! It’s amazing that every time that I have seen her lately, Heidi is either nude or scantily clad. Don’t get me wrong, I am NOT complaining. Amazing is the fact that I can barely contain my excitement to pour over the pictures for hours! Yes, Heidi Klum is that hot and definitely still has got it!

Alessandra Ambrosio Photoshoot Candids

Alessandra Ambrosio has given us some lovely shots of her photoshoot in Rio de Janeiro. I need to become a male model because I certainly want to travel to all kinds of exotic places and get paid to stand there and look nice! Alessandra definitely has the looking nice part down perfectly! There’s something about Alessandra in these photos that I just find amazingly interesting. I know, it’s the same thing as in her Elle shoot — her sexy body! I’m totally digging on Alessandra Ambrosio!

Goodies!

Jessica Lowndes sideboob – HQ Celebrity Diora Baird hot golf outtakes – Egotastic! Madonna is PETA’s worst dressed of 2009 – Anything Hollywood Gisele Bundchen modeling a bikini – Celebrity Odor Vince Vaughn engaged – Hollywire Amy Winehouse charged for assault – Socialite Life Megan Fox has two different sized boobs? – The Dirty Marilyn Monroe & entire Bert Stern shoot (NSFW) – Celeb Gossipz Miss Universe is absolutely amazing – Celebslam I’d still hit Kelly Clarkson – Allie is Wired Eva Longoria is doing it right – WWTDD Melinda Messenger knows what kids like – on205th

Rosario Dawson is Naughty in Complex

Rosario Dawson got a little naughty in Complex magazine. Rosario is seen posing in S&M gear, as a naughty schoolgirl, and some sexy massage parlor looking scene. All I can say is that Rosario looks amazing in these pictures. Definitely did a number on me and my pants! Though she looked good in Max magazine, it definitely wasn’t this sexy! Now if I could only get Rosario Dawson to act out some of these scenes with me! Would be a beautiful start to what would be a wonderful weekend!

Monica Bellucci at the Women’s World Awards

I still love to check out Monica Bellucci in her GQ photos! Those are some of the hottest pictures I’ve seen in a while. Here we have the lovely Monica at the Women’s World awards in Vienna. She still shows here that she’s one beautiful woman, though not as much as Monica being topless will show! I only wish there were more frequent chances to see Monica Bellucci. She’s definitely one great looking woman!

Kelly Brook Gives Us Venice Beach Cleavage

Kelly Brook gives us a great look at her cleavage in Venice Beach. The yellow outfit draws attention to Kelly, and her nice cleavage reels me in for the kill! I’ve seen Kelly looking pretty good in bikinis a few times, but when I see her around town looking like this, my affection for her continues to grow. Kelly Brook is a hot little number, and I can’t wait to see more of her very soon!