Jennifer Love Hewitt Acting Pregnant

This is exactly what Jennifer Love Hewitt would look like if she dated me. Jennifer would be so unable to keep her hands off of me that she would become pregnant really quickly. These are pictures of Jennifer from the Ghost Whisperer set where her character is rumored to be pregnant. I think she looks hot either way, so I’m down with whatever when it comes to Jennifer. Besides, Jennifer Love Hewitt would have much larger cleavage and breasts if she was really pregnant!

Emanuelle Chriqui is Hot

Emanuelle Chriqui is not someone we’ve really had on NewsToob much. It’s such a shame too because Emanuelle is freakin’ hot! These photos are from before she went on Jimmy Kimmel, and even though there is nothing really revealing or scandalous, Emanuelle looks absolutely wonderful. I formally decree that no Emanuelle Chriqui pictures will pass through my hands (virtual or otherwise) without letting you see the beauty with your own eyes! Hit the jump to see more of Emanuelle Chriqui!

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Gisele Bundchen makes concrete sexy – HQ Celebrity Getting revenge on a cheater – College Candy Lindsay Lohan mad at Glamour – Anything Hollywood Roxanne Pallete = we want more – Celebrity Odor Megan Fox back with Brian Austin Green – Hollywire Reese Witherspoon gorgeous in Elle – Celeb Gossipz Is Meghan McCain hot? – The Dirty Chris Brown charged with two felonies – Allie is Wired Cameron Diaz dances on Jimmy Fallon – Socialite Life Kristen Bell is beautiful people – Celebslam Milla Jovovich topless (w/nipple) in magazine (NSFW) – Egotastic! Ana Ferreira heats up FHM Portugal – on205th

Lucy Pinder Cleavage For Children’s Champions

Lucy Pinder attended an event for Children’s Champions with some very lovely cleavage. I think Lucy was going for the idea that she could be champion by feeding all the children! I’m not going to complain one bit because these pictures make me hungry for Lucy and her assets. I’m glad that women that have these kinds of goods (real or fake, doesn’t matter) take the time to show them off for the rest of us poor, unlucky people to gaze upon. Lucy Pinder has become my new champion!

Gisele Bundchen Leggy Candids

Is it just me or does Gisele Bundchen not look so hot in these candid photos? I don’t know what it is about Gisele here, but these pictures don’t do anything for me. Usually, pictures of Gisele always do! Maybe this is what marriage does to you. Turns Gisele Bundchen from ultimate hottie to random lady. That still won’t stop me from making a pass at her!

Jennifer Aniston in Elle

Jennifer Aniston seems to just keep popping up all the time lately. Jennifer now makes an appearance in Elle magazine. I personally think she still looks good after all these years, though I will admit that Jennifer annoys me with all the Brad Pitt talk. Get over it already. How can we move forward with our relationship if you’re always stuck in the past? Gee, you’d think someone like Jennifer Aniston would understand that!

Megan Fox Candids Prove Hotness

Megan Fox was out at the Indigo Store looking just as hot as ever! Megan is one of my top hotties in a long list of hotties, and these candids help prove that. I didn’t put any photos that included Brian Austin Green because I wouldn’t want you to break your screen when I tell you of the rumor that he’s back with Megan. I’ll forgive her for cheating on me for now with Brian, but Megan Fox better not stop showing off that amazing cleavage! Hit the jump for more of the ever hot Megan Fox!

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Did Rihanna get married? – Celebslam Lindsay Lohan needs to eat food – Anything Hollywood Kristen Stewart gets out the claws – Socialite Life Holly Madison is single, comes with fun bags – on205th The unstoppable Kristina Klebe – Hollywire McLovin is a PIMP – The Dirty Lucy Pinder looks academic – Celeb Gossipz AnnaLynne McCord uses too much teeth – WWTDD Emanuelle Chriqui at the Watchmen premiere – Celebrity Odor Malin Akerman upskirt with no panties (NSFW) – Egotastic! Kimberly Holland is an afternoon pick-me-up – F-Listed Spring Break comprehensive bikini guide – COED Magazine

Britney Spears Starts Tour

Britney Spears started her tour in New Orleans. Last I had heard, Britney hadn’t even sold out the opening night. Perhaps economic crisis, or perhaps people’s lack of interest. The show looks like it could be a bit interesting if I actually cared about her music. While Britney doesn’t exude the same sort of sex appeal anymore, it’s hard to deny that she’s still pretty hot! That being said, I would still give Britney Spears the time of day anytime she needed to relax. Hit the jump to see more of Britney Spears on tour!

Heidi Klum Unveils Bra and Cleavage

Heidi Klum still exudes that hot supermodel look. Heidi has unveiled Victoria’s Secret’s The Perfect One line of bras. I don’t care about bras at all, except that they are on the floor! What I do care about is how sexy Heidi looks (even with clothes on), and how she teases me with just a little bit of almost perfect cleavage! I just want to run behind her and unzip that dress and just stare creepily. Do you think Heidi Klum is still hot after all this time?

Laura Vandervoort in a Bikini

Laura Vandervoort is really almost a nobody in the business. That’s such a shame because these bikini photos show that Laura is a hot bodied girl that needs to be seen. Laura is starring in the sure-to-be-a-hit movie Into the Blue 2. These are unexpectedly not the first photos we’ve had from the movie. I’m more than willing to sit through the movie just so I can see 2 hours of Laura Vandervoort in a bikini!

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Danielle Lloyd also abuse victim, but still hot – Celeb Gossipz Paris Hilton continues to infect Hollywood guys – Hollywire Britney Spears start tour – Socialite Life Vanessa Hudgens is leggy – WWTDD Aubrey O’Day clubbing with her puppy – The Dirty Octuplet’s mom probed by child services – Anything Hollywood Amanda Bynes needs more variety – Celebrity Odor Texas Independence Day babes – COED Magazine Miranda Kerr bikini pictures are easy – Egotastic! Lindsay Lohan becoming Jewish – Celebslam Leighton Meester does InStyle – Allie is Wired Seven celebrity careers launched by accident – Cracked

Tila Tequila Shows Us Why She’s Famous

Tila Tequila showed off the only reasons she’s famous at Mr. Chow. That’s right, I’m talking about Tila’s breasts. How else would you explain a chick that looks like Tila getting a reality show and becoming “famous.” Yep, that’s right! People want to see chicks with big knockers. Tila Tequila fits that criteria pretty easily. But that won’t stop me from looking at Tila’s breasts for a while!

Jennifer Aniston at the “Marley and Me” UK Premiere

Jennifer Aniston can talk all she wants about her past relationships, after the hot sex. As long as Jennifer cuddles before hand. Jennifer is looking pretty good at the Marley and Me premiere in London, and I don’t find myself often going after the older ladies like her, but I’ll definitely make an exception. Our relationship would consist of a lot of nakedness that’s for sure! Jennifer Aniston would end up forgetting about the past pretty quickly after meeting me!

Summer Glau in Her Underwear

Summer Glau is one of my absolute favorite hotties! Summer is the reason I religiously watch Terminator: The Sarah Conner Chronicles. These pictures are taken from a scene in which Summer gives us a lovely walk by in her underwear. It is probably one of the single greatest scenes in the series history this far! Summer Glau is fine, and these pictures have already made my day!

Mischa Barton in Vanity Fair

Mischa Barton has just one-upped herself on the road to super hottie! Mischa has a spread in Vanity Fair, and I have to say this is one of the best yet. She is very sexy, and I almost believe that she wants me to come over there and give her the best I got! This is another amazing magazine shoot that leaves me more and more impressed with Mischa. Now Mischa Barton just needs to do a nude shoot to knock it out of the park!

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Kourtney and Khloe Kardashian bikini bodies – Celebrity Odor Paris Hilton parties with stripper pole – Anything Hollywood Rihanna and Chris Brown back together – Allie is Wired Heidi Montag and the red car – HQ Celebrity Michelle Williams topless sex scene (NSFW) – Egotastic! A hot man stealer – The Dirty Kanye West has a stripper girlfriend – Socialite Life Katie Holmes on cover of Glamour – Hollywire Bianca Gascoigne upskirt pictures – Celeb Gossipz Melissa Theuriau takes off bikini (NSFW) – WWTDD Jessica Alba holding some melons – Celebslam Stacy Keibler works a bikini – on205th

Guess That Ass!

Today’s game of Guess That Ass features a lovely ass in some tight spandex. The kind of thing that you would follow around the store for 15 minutes because you just wanted to look at the ass, not any of the products. This ass belongs to an lesser known, but nice and hot, actress. She’s also British. Give up?

Kim Kardashian 2010 Calendar Shoot

Why the hell would Kim Kardashian shoot a 2010 calendar at the end of the second month of 2009? I guess it really doesn’t matter because we get a good preview of Kim’s new calendar. If these pictures are any indication of what is in store for us, it’s gonna be a long wait until the release of this calendar! Kim looks amazing in these pics from Cabo San Lucas! I’m gonna have to clear out space on my walls, that are already covered completely with Kim Kardashian pictures, for this new calendar!

What is Carmen Electra Wearing?

Carmen Electra hosted a concert for the Chelsea Girls at the Roxy. I need clarification on what exactly Carmen was thinking when she put on this outfit. Don’t get me wrong, I find it extremely hot, but it seems a tad…random. Carmen is definitely showing off the things that have made her famous (her breasts!), and I like what she has to offer! I hope that Carmen Electra continues to stay this hot, and she never ends up like Pamela Anderson!