Paris Hilton Doesn’t Sell Guess

If I was Guess, there would be no way I would hire Paris Hilton to sell anything. Paris absolutely turns me off in all these pictures for some reason. While it’s fun to hate on her, these ads have gone out of their way to make her look completely not sexy or even pretty. After checking out these not so hot pictures of Paris Hilton, I think my manhood has died…I can’t even get a response from some pictures of hot, naked models…

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