A long time ago I would’ve totally hooked up with Tara Reid. Now after seeing what she’s become at Coachella, I probably have an actual chance at hooking up with the actress. Tara looks kind of trashy, but what amazes me is those fake breasts. They are the saggiest things I’ve laid eyes on. I would hate for Tara to take that shirt off. It’s the only thing holding them up it seems. Tara Reid definitely should’ve gotten her money back and spent it trying to regain her beauty!