Paris Hilton brought out a swimsuit in the deluge of celebrities at Cannes. I’m actually a fan of the suit, just not a fan of Paris. I think the heiress looks consistently ridiculous in her headbands that it’s not even funny anymore. I mean, come on Paris. Thankfully, the pool water has chlorine in it that hopefully neutralizes some of the things that live in her nether regions. Still, I wouldn’t go swimming with Paris Hilton just to be safe. Sea monsters might come out of there.

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