Lindsay Lohan Turns 23

Lindsay Lohan has recently turned 23 and had a birthday party, and I’m pretty sure you actually don’t care. Well, even if you do, then these pictures of Lindsay will not be as exciting as you imagined them to be. I’m actually surprised that Lindsay is still alive; though, it’s still pretty obvious the actress and singer hasn’t fully recovered and become the Lindsay Lohan of old. Which is a shame because that would make these pictures of her in a bikini that much more exciting. Instead, we get some ho-hum pictures of Lindsay that actually make me less aroused than ever. Hit the jump to see Lindsay Lohan bikini birthday pictures!

Goodies!

Ciara without bra – Celeb Gossipz Katy Perry naked in bath…with pizza – Egotastic! Spice Girls diva behavior – Allie is Wired Christina Koletsa is Greek..and HOT – on 205th Megan Fox sexy on Letterman – Amy Grindhouse Kendra Wilkinson in a bikini – HQ Celebrity Kim Kardashian wants to record an album – Anything Hollywood What a set of bikinis – WWTDD Francesca Kingdon is topless (NSFW) – Celebslam Lucy Pinder naked (NSFW) – Nuts Sarah Lyons is in the Spank Bank – Gorilla Mask Janessa Leopard is an afternoon pick-me-up – F-Listed

Pixie Lott Performs in London

I don’t have any idea who the hell Pixie Lott is, but if a woman dresses up like this and shows off great things, then I’ll pay attention. From what Wikipedia told me (I know, I did some hard research), Pixie is an 18 year old British singer that’s releasing an album. I don’t know what she is, but Pixie is definitely a hottie. She has some long legs that I wouldn’t mind feeling up. You know, in the discreet way under the table where I’d probably get slapped because she didn’t know me. Or we could just get naked…the choice is yours Pixie Lott! Hit the jump to check out more of the sexy and beautiful Pixie Lott!

Sophie Monk Looks Hot Being Normal

Sophie Monk was out wearing normal clothes and walking her dog, and the singer and actress looks pretty damn good in street clothes. There’s nothing like seeing a celebrity acting like a normal person to make you realize that they’re just like us. But hotter. And richer. Really, they’re just all around better than you and me. Now I’ve just depressed myself, and all because of Sophie and her hotness. That’s okay. I’ll be fine. Maybe Sophie Monk will see this and decide to come comfort me. I like chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream and nudity…

Maria Sharapova Makes Me Love Tennis!

Tennis is a sport that I’ve never truly liked, but I will watch it when people like Maria Sharapova is on or there’s nothing else on TV. Maria, however, makes me wanna watch it every time it comes on. Everybody knows that tennis hotties wear skimpy shorts, but these pictures show off the benefits of those shorts. Namely some good shots of butts! Given that Maria is already hot to begin with, getting to view her butt is just icing on the cake. Even in non-revealing clothing, Maria is a hottie! I’m definitely going to start tuning in more often with a DVR to get views of Maria Sharapova like in these pics!  

Jennifer Lopez Let’s It All Hang Out!

Jennifer Lopez is well known for that wagon she is always draggin’, but these photos highlight the singer and actress showing off some of her features found up top–as in her breasts! JLo was spotted leaving Cecconi’s in West Hollywood and, of course, the paparazzi was there to do what they do best. And judging from the photos, Jennifer has still got it going on. I mean the dress is just okay, but the neckline is pretty amazing. Jennifer Lopez may not be blessed with the most amazing celebrity cleavage ever, but she knows how to work what she’s got! Great photos!

Olivia Munn is Hot at Premiere

Olivia Munn has definitely been getting some good time in the spotlight thanks to her recent Playboy feature. It’s a good thing then that Olivia is a major hottie because I wouldn’t want to be staring at a vast number of pictures of someone that isn’t hot. I could just go to the mall or Kroger or somewhere and see that crap. Maybe now Olivia will get popular enough to do something sexy or topless. You know, where I can see the goods. I really wanna see what Olivia Munn has to offer!

Ciara is a Leggy Hottie

Ciara definitely has a hot body! The performer shows off her very nice set of legs in some tiny jean shorts while out and about. While she may not be on the radar very often, when Ciara does show up the singer makes quite a splash, like looking super hot in photos. I say that because I have not stopped looking at those nice, sexy legs yet. I’m not usually a leg man, but for Ciara I definitely can make an exception! Here is to summer, long legs, hot babes, and Ciara!

Michael Jackson Has Died: 1958 – 2009

It has been confirmed that Michael Jackson has passed away at age 50.  The King of Pop suffered a heart attack this morning at his home in Holmby Hills. TMZ first reported: Michael Jackson was taken by ambulance to a hospital in Los Angeles … and we’re told it was cardiac arrest and that paramedics administered CPR in the ambulance … and it’s looking bad. RadarOnline also reported: The singer passed away Thursday afternoon at UCLA Medical Center.  “The Los Angeles Fire Department responded to a medical emergency at 12:21 PM to the 100 block of Carolwood Drive,” Capt. Steve Rudha told RadarOnline.com.  “We dispatched two paramedics and four firefighters who responded to the scene and treated the patient to the best of our abilities and transported the patient to UCLA.” Growing up in the 80′s and 90′s, I must say I was a fan of Michael Jackson and am truly saddened by this terrible news.  Our thoughts go out to his family.

AnnaLynne McCord Shows Some Cleavage

Man, AnnaLynne McCord is trying to make me like her by once again showing that she does, in fact, have breasts and cleavage. Before I never thought it was the case, but lately I’m seeing evidence to the contrary! Sadly, I don’t even think that these will help me really think AnnaLynne is in the top echelon of celebrity hotties. Don’t get me wrong, she has a decent body, but AnnaLynne McCord isn’t someone I would actively call hottie!

Kelly Brook Bikini Hotness

Kelly Brook always makes my day much, much better when I see her in a nice bikini. This orange bikini shows off what I love about her! As a bikini model, Kelly is definitely one of the tops. I don’t even mind the fact that’s she’s not annoyingly thing. More cushion for the pushin’…isn’t that what they say? No matter, I can definitely stare at Kelly Brook in these pictures for a long, long time. My obsession with hot bikini wearing celebrities is getting worse by the minute! Especially with hotties like Kelly Brook!

Amanda Bynes is a Guilty Pleasure

Amanda Bynes is definitely a guilty pleasure of mine. The hot actress is seen here on the set of “Easy A.” I totally just typed”sex” in that last sentence. What a Freudian slip! Amanda is totally a hottie with those long, sexy legs of hers, and the rest of her ain’t too bad either. I’ve always secretly loved her entire package. Amanda Bynes is definitely a beautiful lady that I would have no problem really getting to know better.

Goodies!

Denise Richards is still on vacation – Celebslam Audrina Patridge bikini burger hotness – Egotastic! Dioni Tabbers as an amazing butt – on 205th Kim Kardashian has crush on Megan Fox – Anything Hollywood Nereida Gallardo poses nude for Interviu – Celeb Gossipz Nick Lachey got dumped – WWTDD Emma Watson to give up acting? – Allie is Wired God, I love Denise Milani – F-Listed Katie Price in gold bikini – HQ Celebrity Jon and Kate Plus 9?!?! – Hollywire Sarah Jessica Parker twin names – Amy Grindhouse Heather Fawcett is in the Spank Bank – Gorilla Mask

Hilary Duff Stuns in a Black Bikini

Hilary Duff has definitely left me a bit stunned. While I’ve never paid much attention to her as being a hot sex symbol, my thoughts are currently being changed for the better. Hilary looks quite sexy in this black bikini, and even though she’s a little thick/square shaped, I’m liking her body a lot. Yeah, I know it doesn’t take much to impress me when you’re wearing a bikini, but Hilary Duff has gone beyond her call of duty and has truly stunned me! Hit the jump to see more of the sexy Hilary Duff in a bikini!

Goodies!

Eva Mendes is classy – Celeb Gossipz Sara Tommasi is in a bikini and massively hot – on 205th Miley Cyrus takes dirty pictures – Anything Hollywood Kristen Bell in a bikini is perfect – Egotastic! Maria Sharapova is hot – HQ Celebrity Jon and Kate getting divorce – Hollywire Kristen Deluca is in the Spank Bank – Gorilla Mask Courtney Love is doing great – WWTDD Denise Richards in Maui in a bikini – Celebslam Angelina Jolie wants to be President – Allie is Wired Sally Ferreira is an afternoon pick-me-up – F-Listed Flexibly foxy yoga babes – COED Magazine

Does Jennifer Aniston’s Cleavage Do It For You?

Do you still care about Jennifer Aniston? I know I should’ve named the post “Does Jennifer Aniston’s Body Do It For You?,” but I know that wouldn’t have sparked as much interest. Here she is showing off her assets to the world, and I’m not talking about just her cleavage. Jennifer has a decent chest and butt combo as well. I’ve never heard of The Bounty that these pictures are taking from its filming, but if it’s got Jennifer Aniston in it, then I might actually pay attention. Especially if she gets naked. That would make me actually care about Jennifer Aniston for sure! Hit the jump to see more of the beautiful Jennifer Aniston!

Sienna Miller Bikini Pictures

Sienna Miller is really not a celebrity that I’m that familiar with. She is apparently an actress that doesn’t actually look half bad. In fact, Sienna looks pretty damn good! I’m posting these bikini pictures of Sienna because I love bikini pictures. I mean, I love staring at celebrity hotties in bikinis. Might explain why we post so many of them. They are awesome! Something about seeing these hotties half-naked really makes my day. Okay, maybe I’m a bit obsessive about it, but these Sienna Miller pictures are pretty nice to look at. Sienna has a nice body!

Kim Kardashian at the Transformers 2 Premiere

Kim Kardashian has laid low for a while, but she is now back with her cleavage at the premiere of Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen. Kim definitely looks as good as ever! I know many people don’t care for the celebrity hottie, but for some reason, Kim Kardashian is my guilty pleasure. There are various reasons as to why that may be. Most of them involve her ass and breasts. The rest of her is pretty nice as well, but I often don’t pay attention to that part of Kim Kardashian! Hit the jump to see more cleavage from Kim Kardashian!

Audrina Patridge Made Me Sad

Audrina Patridge made me sad with her appearance at the MuchMusic Awards. Two things caused this. One, her breasts are fake. Audrina has a nice chest, but when they’re fake, it takes a little bit away from the awesomeness that could be. The other reason is because Audrina wore a bra. Every celebrity knows that you shouldn’t wear a bra with see through stuff. Especially when the paparazzi is gonna photograph you! I guess Audrina Patridge never got that memo, but hopefully next time she will! Hit the jump to see more of Audrina Patridge and her see through dress!

Don Cheadle to Host 3rd Annual Poker Charity Event

In association with the World Series of Poker, Don Cheadle will be hosting the 3rd Annual Ante Up for Africa charity event.  So grab your chips, put on your best poker playing shades, and pony up some big money for a good cause! On July 2, 2009 at the Rio in Las Vegas, Don Cheadle is hosting a No Limit Texas Hold-Em Tournament at the WSOP. Proceeds from the event will once again go to charities that provide aid and assistance to the survivors of the crisis in Darfur, Sudan and support activism dedicated to resolving this crisis. Previous Ante Up tournaments have raised more than $2 million for the cause. “I am very pleased that we have raised almost two million to date and appreciative of everyone who has participated and donated to help us on our mission of bringing the plight of the refugees of Darfur to the forefront of people’s minds,” said Cheadle. Matt Damon and Ben Affleck join Don Cheadle and Annie Duke for their charity tournament at the the WSOP. Other  confirmed stars include Brad Garrett, Cedric The Entertainer, Charles Barkley, Danny Masterson, Hank Azaria, Herschel Walker, Jason Alexander, Kenny Smith, Marlon Wayans, Montel Williams, Reggie Miller, Tia Carrere, Sarah Silverman, Jason Kidd, Shawn Marion, Cheryl Hines, Mekhi Phifer, Rob Schneider, Howard Lederer, Andy Bloch, Tiffany Michelle, Erik Seidel and Phil Hellmuth. If you’d like more information about this cause, be sure to head over to The Enough Project.  Also stay up to date by tuning into Pokerlistings, who will be covering the event live.  Just tell ‘em NewsToob sent ya!