Anna Faris is in Hawaii sporting a pretty nice bikini body. The guy in the pictures is her new husband Anna just eloped with. WTF! He must either be filthy rich or have some very special talent. If I had known Anna would go for guys like this, I would’ve already asked her out. Even though her breasts are rumored not to be real, I’d still make a pass at her. Who wouldn’t? But all of this gives me hope. Now I can ask out all kinds of crazy hot women and have a chance to make things happen. At least Anna Faris is hot enough to capture my attention for a few minutes!

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