Katy Perry always makes me happy when I get to see her in a bikini. I’m probably a dork for thinking Katy is hot and everything, but damn, I want her. There’s just something about the singer that I can’t put my finger on, but boy I wish I could put my finger on all of Katy. Those breasts, that body, and that great ass are all pretty good reasons why I want to be on her. I hope she knows that I’m kind of a big deal, and that anybody as hot as Katy Perry should try to get with me!