Lindsay “Smackers” Lohan

  Actress and paparazzi favorite Lindsay Lohan was caught leaving her own party over the weekend. As you can clearly see, Lindsay’s recently plumped lips are still the stars of the show. And besides her new smackers, the oddest thing of all is that the party was for Lindsay Lohan‘s new tanning stuff, Sevin Nyne products. Does she look tan? No, she looks like shit. It does not make sense, but with Lindsay that really is nothing new. The party was attended by the usual D listers—Ali Lohan, Mario Lopez, and Brittny Gastineau. Seriously, has Lindsay Lohan learned nothing in Hollywood?

Kim Kardashian Milkshake

  Kim Kardashian has really been on the go this weekend, looking good, and I’ve got the photos to prove it. The first part of this photo set shows Kim at the Anastasia Salon in Beverly Hills. And Man, does she look good in that short black skirt and white top! I always thought Kim Kardashian was a looker, but recently she has taken her game to a whole new level. Part of it may be her new hair style. I’m totally digging it. Kim also stopped by Millions of Milkshakes in LA an enjoyed herself a cool, sweet treat. So damn, Kim Kardashian has a good looking milkshake! Lastly, there are a few photos from an recent, unknown photoshoot tacked on at the end. Again, Kim looks good. And I wish I were her sunglasses.

Megan Fox does Cosmo

  Movie star Megan Fox looks pretty in pink on the cover of the October issue of Cosmopolitan magazine! And yes, before you even ask, I must say that I am a big fan of the cover shot. Okay, maybe it’s just because it’s Megan Fox, but what’s not to like? Especially since the text immediately to the left of Megan says “Bad Girl Sex.” I don’t know if Megan Fox really is a bad girl, but we could definitely pretend. I think we could come up with some sort of “Sexy Ass Workout.” Thanks for the great material, Cosmo.

Kristin Cavallari on the Beach

  These Kristin Cavallari pictures come from Malibu Beach, where she was on the ”set” of “The Hills.” There is nothing ground breaking in these pics—just a bunch of photos of Kristin Cavallari walking on the beach, laughing, and stopping for refreshments. Oh, and a few gratuitous shots of her ass. Come to think of it, I’m not sure there is much to Miss Cavallari at all. What you see is what you get. And Kristin Cavallari looks pretty good in this swimsuit!

Millions of Miley

  Teen Queen Miley Cyrus was at Millions of Milkshakes yesterday showing us how she likes her ice cream. Miley arrived in these jean shorts and black boots and looked quite adorable. Miley Cyrus has not yet turned 18, but she apparently is getting a ton of coverage. Photos of Miley are showing up everywhere. It looks like the paparazzi may have found the new Britney Spears. And by that I mean an under-aged singing star that is up and coming, not someone that is about to psycho.

Blake Lively Legs

Blake Lively is like totally my guilty pleasure. Here she is on the set of “The Town” with co-actor Ben Affleck. Of course, I didn’t even notice him until after about 14 minutes of looking at these photos. Yeah, Blake Lively kind of does that to me. I could gaze at her beauty for hours on end. So dreamy. Blake looking like this would be my dream girlfriend. I could get down with Blake, minus the baby of course.

Miley Cyrus Photoshoot

  Miley Cyrus has been hot lately. All of her new songs are playing on the radio and her videos are all over YouTube. This girl is rocking the music scene in a serious way, and someone has got to be cashing in. I’m sure the corporate sponsors are lining up to get this Miley Cyrus on their team. After all, she’s a direct link to the teens, especially the girls. Of course, she’s not that far from 18 so the soon-to-be men will be tuning in to “Hannah Montana” for totally different reasons. Well, she is a cute girl. Here are some photos from a shoot she did for the Max Azria clothing line.

Megan Fox Seems Taller

Sure, Megan Fox got a parking ticket Santa Monica, but the more important story here is Megan’s new shoes. Ladies, if you are looking for a taller, slimmer look, then these shoes will jack you up another 7 or 8 inches! Of course, if you’re not thin, I don’t recommend pairing these shoes with spandex pants like Megan Fox. You can if you want, but my hands are out of it. So yeah, this is movie star Megan Fox in some really tall, eye-catching shoes. I don’t know the brand of these kicks, but their sales are about to go through the roof.

Krupa for the Weekend

  Joanna Krupa and friends Krystal Forscutt and Sarita Stella are featured in the September issue of Ralph magazine. It’s been a while since Joanna has graced us with her presence, so what better way than at the end of the week? And what better way than Joanna Krupa in a bikini with two equally hot bikini babes? There is not better way. This is it. And it’s Friday, so enjoy Joanna, her friends, and your weekend!

Miley Stalking

  Celebrity Miley Cyrus was spotted in Burbank sporting these short shorts, some cowgirl boots, and showing a lot of leg. Before I say to much, let me remind you (and myself) that she was born in 1992. Yes, Miley Cyrus is still only 16 years old. She seems fairly mature, but keep your hands off this singer unless your like 16 yourself. If your 18 or older, these photos are presented for informational purposes only. If you want to watch “Hannah Montana” in the dark that’s your own prerogative. Miley does have potential though, especially once she legally becomes an adult by statutory law. I think Miley Cyrus turns 18 in approximately 1 year and 3 months, give or take.

You Wish

  Here is “90210″ actress AnnaLynne McCord at Nylon Magazine’s TV Issue Launch Party recently. She showed up in this revealing black dress and made quite a splash. I think AnnaLynne likes her new-found popularity, so much so that she’s willing to do whatever it takes to keep it going. Anything. And that’s just the kind of desperation that a guy like me can capitalize on. I bet AnnaLynne McCord is a total nutcase in real life, which means she’s a freak in the sack!

Kelly Brook Unloads

Kelly Brook is featured in the October 2009 issue of Loaded magazine and the model looks fantastic! It’s been a short while since we’ve heard or seen anything from Kelly, but she really unloads the goods in the latest issue of Loaded. Not only have I included the published photos, but also 10+ additional photos from her production shoot. You can thank me later, because trust me, you are going to want to check these Kelly Brook pictures out thoroughly. Sexy, curvy, and photogenic–Kelly Brook has got it going on!

Blake Lively Tightness

Blake Lively is quickly becoming a daily occurence around here. But can you blame me? Just check out the curves on this “Gossip Girl” actress and report back. That’s exactly what I thought! Blake has an insane body. These pictures show Blake Lively (once again) and co-star Chace Crawford on set in New York. I like her form-fitting dress and her high-heeled shoes. They would look nice next to my bed, but not as good as Blake Lively!

Lippy Lohan

  Lindsay Lohan likes things big: Big lines of cocaine, big hand bags, and big lips. These new candid photos of Lindsay are quite disturbing, to say the least. Over the past few months Lindsay Lohan has been getting thinner and thinner, but amazingly her breasts have not lost an ounce or a bounce. In order to balance out her overall look, I think she recently decided to plump up her lips with a little lot of botox. Too bad someone doesn’t make stuff that can make her brain bigger. Here lately it seems Lindsay Lohan will look okay on one day, and then skank ass the next. Expect more skank in her tank ’cause I think Lindsay is on the downhill slide.

Eva Mendes is Like Yum

Celebrity Eva Mendes is on the cover and in the pages of the September 2009 issue of Marie Claire (UK)! And I must say, this cover shot of Eva is hot, hot, hot! Let’s face it some, some women look great when they are all glammed up, but the truly beautiful women, such as Eva Mendes, look great even when they wear no makeup at all. Now, I know she was prepped for this photoshoot with Marie Claire magazine, so she’s got some face paint on, but Eva looks good all of the time. Just to prove my point, I’ve included additional pictures from another one of Eva Mendes’ shoots—and she’s wearing minimal makeup. If those pics and these magazine photos are not enough for you, make damn sure you check out the Eva Mendes category, too.

Carmen Electra-ish

  Let’s put it this way, Carmen Electra still has a tight bikini body. Over the years (decades maybe?), I’ve enjoyed watching Carmen do her thing in and out of bikinis, killer short skirts, and other freakishly cool outfits fashioned from leather. It was always a given: Carmen Electra photos were awesome. But then these latest bikini pictures surfaced. Ouch! If this was the first time I’d every seen Carmen, it would probably be the last. It’s like she tried to do a cart-wheel on the beach and fell and face-planted right into a dead fish. It’s kind of like she’s got some nasty smell on her upper lip. Ugh. Please, Carmen Electra, put your makeup back on!

Hilary Duff Gossip

  We’ve seen a lot of celebrity Hilary Duff on the set of “Gossip Girl” over the past few weeks and I for one am not complaining. I think Hilary has put on a few pounds over the past year, but she wears it quite well. The expansion of those curves have transformed the 21 year old Hilary Duff from cute to downright sexy! I think someone is becoming a woman! Hilary recently told the press that she’s a “huge fan” of “Gossip Girl.” Hilary also said of the show, “They called me and said come on and do a few episodes. I jumped at the chance. Everyone’s been really, really gracious to me and sweet to me.” Okay, that’s nice, but I think these pictures are way better!

Katy Perry Rocks It…

  Singer Katy Perry knows how to put on a show! When this performer takes the stage, you know she is going to bring it. And for some reason, she has a strange fascination for fake fruit. Don’t ask me because I don’t know, but everyone has something weird about them. Plastic fruit is hers. So back to the task at hand: Katy Perry looks good in these latest concert photos. She dances, jumps, and even throws in a decent crotch grab, reminiscent of the late Michael Jackson. Michael was a much better dancer, but I’m going to have to give the crotch touching to Katy Perry!

Taylor Swift Still in London

  Taylor Swift has been in London all week and the 19 year old singer is making the most of it. These photos are probably some of the best candids we will ever see, primarily because they were taken while a production photoshoot was taking place. I have to admit, I am impressed. If the candids look this good, then I can only imagine the final Taylor Swift pictures will be amazing. She’s a good singer and photogenic, so it’s no wonder she gets the nod for some corporate sponsorship. And on that, I’m going to go grab me a Coca Cola.

More Heidi Montag

If you have ever seen Heidi Montag, whether on television or in photos, then you know that she never needs a reason to shake her ass. Last week, we got to see photos of Heidi Montag’s dance rehearsal prior to her performance at the Miss Universe Beauty Pageant. Today, it’s Heidi Montag in a bikini on a beach in the Bahamas. Yeah, the Miss Universe pageant took place in the Bahamas, so Heidi took advantage of the beach and jumped into a bikini for us. Actually, it’s more for her. You see, Heidi Montag is an attention whore. And she takes some peculiar bikini pictures, too. Oh, and enjoy the additional photos from Heidi’s second dance rehearsal.