Heidi Montag in Playboy

The Heidi Montag Playboy pictures have arrived (*yawn*). We have all been on the edge of our seats just waiting for this monumental day. Not. Devout Christian and attention whore Heidi Montag does appear on the cover and in the pages of Playboy, but the psudo-celebrity does not show a damn thing. In fact, we typically see more of Heidi when she parades around on the beach in her assortment of little bikinis. Heidi’s non-nude photos don’t surprise me at all because in the past she got paid to do nothing on “The Hills.” And once again, Hugh Hefner paid her $500,000 to do, well, nothing. And we didn’t even get to see the hills.