Maria Menounos is Art

I don’t care what anyone says, celebrity Maria Menounos is art in my book. Just check out these pics I stumbled across from some unknown photoshoot. She is so sexy that I think we should reconsider filling the Smithsonian with nothing but pictures of Maria Menounos! Or just give her credit for everything in there, so that her photo appears with every exhibit. Who discovered America? Maria Menounos. Who evented the Internet? Why, Maria Menounos, of course. See, there are so many reasons to adore her!

Lindsay Lohan Fills Her Tank

Hey look, it’s “actress” Lindsay Lohan filling her tank! No, she is not filling the tank on her car, but rather her tank top. I have no idea what Lindsay is up to here and I really don’t care because of all these photos showing Lindsay’s cups running over, although it looks like she’s helping some dude with a magic trick. His card work is meaningless. This magician would impress me if he could could make Lindsay Lohan’s clothes disappear and then command her to dance on top of that stool while he films it and uploads in to YouTube and then emails me the video link. Now that would be awesome! Then, I would allow him to hang out with me.

Sophie Monk in Beverly Hills

Sophie Monk was seen in Beverly Hills sporting this tight, black and short dress. And talk about looking H.O.T! I guess when you get down right to it, I’m more a fan of Sophie Monk’s body than a fan of Sophie Monk the actress, or model, or however she describes herself now days. I don’t care what she says about herself, I call her legs sexy, her body curvy, and her lips plump. Uh, and tell me you did not miss the Sophie Monk bikini photos I posted yesterday. Yeah, I would love to invite Sophie to dinner and then watch her wrap those pouty lips around a big, thick, and juicy all beef hot dog. That is, if you know what I mean.

Silicone Celebration

Holly Madison and Aubrey O’Day were spotted together at Planet Hollywood in Las Vegas. It seems Holly has found someone more lame than Kendra Wilkinson to hang out with. I almost feel bad for Aubrey O’Day that I said that, but she’s brain dead so she won’t even know that I offended her. Besides, I don’t think she can read. In fact, I think some silicone got pushed up in her brain during her breast augmentation. Neither one of these girls has a light on, but on the bright side at least Holly Madison looks hot.

Kim K. Sucking on Stuff

Kim Kardashian kind of took the backseat to her sister’s wedding over the weekend, but here she is once again in the limelight. Today, Kim is enjoying a smoothie. So, not breaking news, but these photos are not really about the smoothie, but more about the fact that Kim Kardashian is sucking on something. I know how we all like to see Kim sticking things in her mouth. Just look as she does her best to suck on that thing. Come on Kim, get it in your mouth already!

Kelly Brook in Heels That Heal

Celebrity Kelly Brook has teamed up with Heels that Heal to do stuff that is good in the world. I don’t know exactly what they are trying to accomplish, but these sexy promo photos are working wonders for me. I mean, wow! Anything that can get Kelly Brook in tight black latex is something I can stand behind. Sure, I’d prefer to lay under it, or over it, but hell, I’ll stand behind it if that’s what it takes to get the job done! Kelly Brook, you’ve got my attention so now what are you going to do? 

Hot Sophie Monk Swimsuit Pics

Sexy celebrity Sophie Monk was spotted on a Southern California beach over the weekend and the blonde bombshell was looking outstanding in this black swimsuit! Let’s face it, Sophie Monk is hot as it is. But, put this actress in a tiny swimsuit and throw her in the water and Sophie’s hotness lifts to a whole new level! Not only was Sophie playing in the surf, she took some time to sun herself. And a couple of Sophie Monk’s body parts even peeked out! Now that’s hot! 

Lindsay Lohan in NYC

Actress Lindsay Lohan was all smiles when photographers caught up with this celebrity in New York City. Lindsay looks like she’s having a good time, but wow she has lost a lot of weight. I know we’ve seen pictures of Lindsay Lohan looking thin over the past few months, but her legs are turning into sticks! Maybe it’s from stress. Not only is she relentlessly tracked by the paparazzi, but her home was recently broken into. To make matters worse, Lindsay Lohan is afraid that the intruder may release sensitive information about her that was possibly gathered during the break-in. Now, what could that be? Maybe it’s secrets about her sex life. Lilo looks good here overall, but she could stand to put on a few pounds.

Pam Anderson Fashion Line is Where?

Pamela Anderson is really only known for one thing. Okay, two things. And they are very big things. Hell, the whole “Baywatch” show was initially based around them. With that in mind, it should come as no surprise that Pam’s new clothing line is short on clothes, at least according to these photos. Pam Anderson revealed her fashion line recently. And when I say reveal, I really mean this celebrity exhibitionist revealed herself. Yep, these photos show Pam wearing a thong and ”covered” by a sheer wrap. Talk about having to be the center of attention! Even at the showing of her own fashion line she wears next to nothing. Pammy still has a hot body, but this is dumb. 

Sophie Monkness

Oh yes they did, Sophie Monk! That is the paparazzi all over your ass as you stop for a yogurt treat in Beverly Hills. The actress and model thought she was going to stop for a quick snack, but photographers joined the party and caught Sophie Monk looking delicious in this short black dress and nose bleed heels. Yum. I bet her skin is as creamy smooth on the tongue as the yogurt. I’d lick those legs up and down! 

Megan Fox in Nylon Magazine

Actress Megan Fox is featured on the cover and in the pages of Nylon magazine. My favorite thing about Megan is her ability to look hot because the Lord knows she can not act. Or if she can, she has yet to prove it. Megan Fox makes for great magazine material, but she’s no big box office draw. With that said, Megan looks cute in these pictures. If the publishers can continue putting hot women all over the magazine then I may have to renew my Nylon subscription. Of course, In my humble opinion, I think it would help if they used female celebrities that women like. Sure, guys like Megan Fox, but most women I know hate her. And that’s probably because their men are drooling all over her banging body, magazine photos, and movies.

Jennifer Aniston on Conan

Celebrity and super hottie Jennifer Aniston made an appearance on “The Tonight Show” with funny man Conan O’Brien and the 40 year old looked leggy, leggy, leggy! I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, Jennifer Aniston’s legs are dynomite! I mean wow, Ive been a fan of Jen’s for like 15 years now and it seems she’s like fine wine, only getting better wtih age. If I find a genie in a bottle today my first wish will be for those legs to walk over to my place! I’m a big fan of Jennifer Aniston. Conan O’Brien, not so much.

Ali Larter Runs

It’s Friday so exercise is the furthest thing from my mind, but here are some pictures of actress Ali Larter running through West Hollywood. Not only is Ali running to keep that great body of hers in shape, but it seems running directly into the dreaded paparazzi! Oh no, please say this isn’t happening. Okay, I’m just being overly dramatic—kind of like all those over-payed actors and actresses found in West Hollywood. But I don’t think Ali Larter is over-dramatic. It looks like she’s putting out just the right amount of effort on this run.

Miley Cyrus Rocks LA

Miley Cyrus performed in in Los Angeles recently and here are the concert photos. I can’t say that I am a huge fan of Miley’s, primarily because I don’t know much of her music, but these pictures show the almost 17 year old singer putting on one hell of a show. And speaking of show, Miley Cyrus even flaunted a little of her underage assets. I am trying to bit my tongue a bit here because I don’t want to be perceived as some type of perverted stalker of young girls, but if I were in junior high or high school, Miley Cyrus would look mighty fine to me. Besides, she’s the one playing up her sex appeal, not me. I think we can all agree that Miley is showing a lot of skin.

Amber Heard Gets Leggy

Actress Amber Heard attended the premiere of her latest movie “Zombieland” in Los Angeles earlier this week. Amber arrived in this stunning white dress, showed a whole lot of leg, and looked great in black high heeled shoes. I don’t expect this movie to be “Gone with the Wind,” but it could be a good flick if you are looking to waste some time and perhaps are drinking heavily with some friends, in which case it would be an awesome movie. Okay, maybe not. If you missed the Amber Heard FHM photos earlier this week make sure you check them out, too.

Britney

Britney Spears has been laying low as of late, but here are some photos of the celebrity leaving the grocery store. It looks like this homemaker is restocking the pantry. I wonder if Britney Spears really does a lot of cooking? Maybe she’s taken some cooking classes and has become one hell of a chef. Oh, wouldn’t that just chap Kevin Federline’s fat ass! If Britney could work wonders with hamburger meat, then I might be incline to give her a shot? Well, maybe not, especially if she decided to go completely nuts again. She bought food, but forgot her bra, so it wouldn’t be all bad. Do you think you could handle being Britney Spear’s boyfriend?    

Hollypop

Holly Madison is still in Las Vegas and she goes three for three this week. This is the Playmate’s third post the site this week and the third photo set that shows Holly with a phallic object. It’s like she always has something in or about to go in her mouth! Shit, she just can not keep objects out of it. I said it before, but I’ll say it again: Now I see why Hugh Hefner kept Holly Madison around as long as he did. These photos are from Holly’s visit to the Sugar Factory at the Mirage Hotel. And yes, Holly Madison loves candy!

Katy Perry for 3Oh!3

Singer Katy Perry gets real wet and a little felt up for the new 3Oh!3 video, which was shot in Los Angeles. In the photos, Katy actually looks real and I think that’s a good thing. Sometimes the celebrity just wears too much makeup and looks like a blow-up doll, not that I would know. Katy Perry does a couple costume changes during the video, switching from some super high heeled shoes into this black and pink dress. All I know is that all of Katy’s features look really good, so you know I will be checking out the video. I also think the water is cold. Twenty more photos below.

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Amber Heard in FHM

  Amber Heard will be featured in the November 2009 issue of FHM magazine and here are the photos. Yeah, Amanda is a hottie, but these photos just don’t do her justice. The pictures lack any wow factor, which is unusual for the guys over at FHM. Hey guys, Amanda Heard has an awesome body–take advantage of it next time. And yes, there will be a next time!