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Milla Jovovich is butt ass naked! – Celebslam Tila Tequila might have gotten her ass whooped – Amy Grindhouse Pamela Anderson bikini pictures in Malibu – Celeb Gossipz Nude video of Penelope Cruz – Egotastic Mira Sorvino is bustin’ out of her dress! – WWTDD Eva Mendes is super sexy in a long dress – HQ Celebrity Paris Hilton vs. Rachel Bilson – Allie is Wired Why you should have…group sex! – College Candy

Lilo Hits LAX

  Photographers caught actress Lindsay Lohan at LAX and the celebrity looked pretty conservative, minus a bra. But hey, that’s par for the course. Lindsay Lohan hates bras and I don’t blame her. I don’t like them either. Hell, I don’t even like shirts. In my opinion, men and women should both goes shirtless. This is the big issue that Obama should address. One thing Lindsay Lohan should get, however, is a new pair of shoes. Brown shoes with black pants? Lindsay, what are you thinking? Oh, right. This is Lindsay Lohan we’re talking about.

Megan Foxy

  Actress and hottie Megan Fox teamed up with Esquire magazine recently and the results are these sexy photos! Yes, these are pics from Megan’s latest photoshoot with Esquire, and judging by the photos, the editors have some nice pictures to choose from. Of course, this is Megan Fox we are talking about. You could give anyone with hands a camera and tell them to snap away and you’re going to have a hard drive full of hot photos. Say what you like about her acting skills, but Megan Fox is just plain foxy. That’s one hot body!

Oh, Sophie!

  Celebrity Sophie Monk was spotted walking the streets of LA and looking hot in this… well, I’m not quite sure what it is. It’s either a very short dress or a really long t-shirt? Either way, Sophie Monk looks way better than your average streetwalker in high heels. She’s looking good, looking relaxed, and probably on her way to signing antoher high paying job. I tell you what, being famous is a pretty good gig if you can get it. Ha. Enjoy these sexy pictures of Sophie Monk.

Gemma Atkinson 2010 Official Calendar Pictures

Uncool Update: We’ve had to remove the pictures do to a copyright notice. If you are a Gemma Atkinson fan like I am, then you are surely not going to want to miss her 2010 official calendar pictures! Just like Gemma’s previous calendar photos we have all drooled over, this one is no different. Gemma Atkinson never ceases to amaze me with her hotness. This girl has it all—the whole package—from top to bottom!  I would have no problem unwrapping a gift like Gemma, if you know what I mean! Make damn sure you check out the rest of Gemma’s calendar photos.

Eva Mendes in Vanity Fair

  Eva Mendes looks steamy in the September issue of Vanity Fair (Italy) magazine. Although these pictures of Eva are hot, there are only four and they don’t show nearly enough of the Latina goddess. For real though, if you are going to bother to get Eva Mendes for a photo spread, at least take advantage of having her in studio and take more than just photos of her face. Her whole body is great. Take photos of it. Eva Mendes, if you are reading this, it’s not your fault. I still love you!

Blake Lively is Sexy

  Take a look at the leggy and sexy Blake Lively on the set of “Gossip Girl” once again. The pictures keep rolling in—and I keep taking a double take at this groovy babe. Blake sizzles in this silver dress with a bit of sparkle. Blake Lively is becoming a regular around here and I for one do no’t have a problem with it. I’ve almost convinced myself to watch “Gossip Girl,” but I’m not a gay blogger. Unless Blake is into gay men. Then, sure, whatever, I’m gay.

Audrina Patridge Looks Good

  Audrina Patridge was spotted at the premiere of “Sorority Row” in Hollywood—and the brunette was looking absolutely beautiful! It’s kind of like someone took Audrina away from the pool, out of her bikini, and slapped some class into her ass. Audrina Patridge looks like a millions bucks standing on the red carpet in this little black dress! Of course, I’m a sucker for a beautiful brunette in six inch stiletto heels, especially when she’s showing a little bit of leg. Audrina Patridge looks great, what else can I say?

Eva Mendes is Red Hot

  Actress Eva Mendes stopped for some red carpet photos on her way to the premiere of “Baaria” at the Venice Film Festival. The festival kicked off yesterday and it’s a pretty big deal, at least in Italy. Eva Mendes, on the other hand, is a big deal everywhere—at least in my opinion. And the last time I checked it’s the only one that really counts around here (except for those of you who comment). So yeah, Eva showed up in this red, full length evening gown and looked amazing. She left a little something to the imagination, and mine, by the way, is running wild right now. When it comes to women, there are two types: hot trash and high class. Eva Mendes is definitely the latter!

Meet Penny Lancaster

  Say hello to the arm candy know as Penny Lancaster. If you’ve never heard of Penny, don’t be alarmed. She is actually the 38 year old wife of singer Rod Stewart—who just so happens to be 64. So yeah, I think the term “arm candy” pretty much sums it up, especially since she is a former model. But I will give Penny Lancaster this, she’s got a better body than many 28 18 year olds. So props to Rod and to Penny for that Jessica Alba like pose!

Kim Kardashian on the Move

  Take a look at Kim Kardashian in West Hollywood looking nice. Kim turned a few heads in this turquoise dress that she paired with some high heel shoes. The dress is actually quite conservative for this girl, but I like it even though she didn’t bring it all to the table. In fact, I’m not sure Kim Kardashian was all there. She looks a bit off. In the photos it appears that she’s lost, or possibly looking for a tighter, shorter, and more eye-popping outfit. I’m with you, Kim.

Another Reason To Love Twitter

In case you haven’t gotten on the Twitter bandwagon just yet, here is another reason to start… Kim Kardashian in her underwear! I’m just a bit disappointed that there is only one picture of sexy celebrity Kim Kardashian and not 10 or 20 like we are used to seeing. Come on Kim, hook us up with some more hot photos, please! Or at least tweet some to me personally @newstoob on Twitter. I (and everyone that reads this blog) will never forget it if you do!

Blake Lively Pics

  Blake Lively is still working on the set of “Gossip Girl” and this should not come as surprise. After all, her show has not been cancelled, yet. Not trying to be crude, but all television shows get canned at some point. But on the bright side, Blake is once again is dressed to impress with a low cut top and short skirt. Nice, but kind of scary. It’s almost like the wardrobe department is reading my mind! If I didn’t have access to the latest and greatest Blake Lively pictures I would have to actually watch the show to get my fix. Thank God for giving us the Internet and the amazing Blake Lively.  

Maria Grazia Cucinotta

Say hello to all of Maria Grazi Cucinotta! Now, this 41 year old Italian actress has never been featured on the site, but after checking out these photos you will understand why she is here today. And no, she’s not shy. Maria Grazi Cucinotta attended the premiere of the movie “Baaria” in Venice, and every man alive should be happy she stopped for some red carpet pictures. That’s right Maria, lean in towards the camera. A little more, more….

Sophie Monk Talks Back

  The paparazzi caught up with Sophie Monk recently and she was in no mood for an unsolicited photo session. And I can’t blame her in this case. After all, Sophie was just trying to grab some coffee after leaving the gym. Yeah, I guess her workout wasn’t enough to get her up and going, but maybe that mega-caffeinated coffee will give Sophie Monk‘s attitude a boost. I really like her pants, though. You could say Sophie’s outfit has given me a pick me up!

Britney and Jamie Lynn

Britney Spears and little sister Jamie Lynn Spears were seen hanging out poolside in Miami. The pair were pretty low key, partially because Jamie Lynn was also watching her daughter. It’s no surprise that Britney Spears has pulled her body back together over the last few months, but my money is on the younger of the Spears’ sisters. Jamie Lynn may be have a kid too, but she’s got a good shape going on. It’s still kind of hard to believe these two kids didn’t even get in the cement pond. I guess it’s just some poolside relaxation until they get back to Beverly.

Lindsay Lohan Has a Bad Day

  I was once really fond of actress Lindsay Lohan, but more recently I find myself ragging on her again and again. At first, I thought it could have been me. However, after looking back at Lindsay’s behaviors, actions, and horrible choices in wardrobe, I think I am justified in giving this celebrity little lip service. To cut to the chase, Lindsay Lohan is going downhill in a hurry. And the latest rumor does not help. Lindsay has repeatedly turned down Playboy for years now, but she is now considering an allegedly $900,000 offer from the magazine. Judging by these saggy Lilo sideboob photos, you can get substantially better for a $20 cover charge. And that comes with a free buffet.

Yes, AnnaLynne McCord!

  There is something about actress AnnaLynne McCord that I really like. I can’t really put my finger on it (maybe I can), but I think it has to do with the fact that AnnaLynne is totally fun and crazy. And maybe it’s the fact that she comes off as a little bit slutty, too. Where I come from, that never hurts. These AnnaLynne McCord pictures are from the launch of the second season of “90210″. As you can see, AnnaLynne fits the description I described above. Yeah, I think she’s psycho in every aspect of her life, if you know what I mean? AnnaLynne McCord would be the kind of girl you would want to date for a few weeks and then call it quits. Any longer than that and you would run the risk of her developing stalker-like attachment.

Danielle Lloyd Talking Sex Is Nuts!

What’s sexier than just seeing Danielle Lloyd naked in the pages of Nuts Magazine?  How about having Danielle divulge all of her deepest, darkest sex secrets—that’s what! You all already know how I feel about the pure perfection known as Danielle Lloyd, so I should just call it quits now because I probably will not find anything hotter today. It just is not going to happen! Really, the only thing hotter would be a Danielle Lloyd sex tape, but from what she said to Nuts, that’s not very likely either.

Jessica Alba Candids

  Photographers caught up with celebrity Jessica Alba as she was leaving a Hollywood salon with her new and wet hair.  Observers said Jessica arrived with a pony tail and left with hair extensions and new highlights. What, no styling? Yeah, I’m a bit disappointed. Had Jessica Alba been wearing a short skirt, a tiny tight tank top (say that three times fast), six inch stilletos, and come out of the salon with a new head of styled hair to the tune of “Dream Weaver,” we all would have been blown away. But that shit’s for the movies. After all, Jessica Alba is a mom now.