Sophie Monk Says Happy Halloween!

Sophie Monk is wishing everyone a very Happy Halloween! I think. Sophie is walking around in a sexy costume days before Halloween, so I’m not sure if she’s turning a trick or offering up a treat? Either way, dressing up as a butterfly, or moth, or lady bug, or whatever it is that she is, this outfit is a sure-fire way to get some attention your way. And we all know that Sophie Monk is kind of an attention whore, so maybe that is what she is here. I thought so.

Joanna Krupa in Playboy

“Dancing with the Stars” contestant and model Joanna Krupa is featured on the cover of the December 2009 issue of Playboy magazine. Inside, Joanna poses nude for an 8 page pictorial. This is not her first spread for the magazine, she also posed for the July 2005 issue. A source said the photos are “very modern and artistic, unlike anything we have seen before in Playboy.” I’m sure it is different this time, because after all, it will be a naked Joanna Krupa. The December issue of Playboy magazine hits stands on November 13. ASB: She, moreover, also told Access Hollywood, “You know, the only reason I did it is because one of the most amazing photographers – Rankin. He’s one of the top photographers in the world. It’s all [done] with taste, class. It’s very artistic. It’s going to take Playboy to a level they’ve never gone before, so it’s going to be really classy and beautiful.”

Blake Lively Looks Good While Shopping

Actress Blake Lively ooked serious chatting on her cell phone outside Barneys in NYC earlier this week, but she also looked good. It was said that Blake lightened up a little once she hit the shoe floor with a friend, though they avoided the Givenchy event designer Riccardo Tisci hosted elsewhere in the store. Yeah, I think he’s so over rated myself. Blake Lively and the other “Gossip Girl” stars enjoyed a saucy Halloween on the Upper East Side on Monday’s episode, and Penn Badgley promises that he and Blake will have an equally fun holiday off-screen.

Bar Refaeli and Brooklyn Decker

Models Bar Refaeli and Brooklyn Decker are both well known for their swimsuit shoots for Sports Illustrated magazine, so it should come as no surprise that they are back in bikinis for the sports magazine. This time the two physically gifted ladies are in an SI porfolio special. Call it whatever you’d like guys, but it’s still just Bar Refaeli and Brooklyn Decker back in their swimsuits. I can live it if you can. By the way, these pics are sexy, sandy, and like Snickers, satisfying!

Miley Cyrus is 16, Right?

Miley Cyrus is still 16 years old, right? I d0n’t know who’s signing off on her suggestive moves, but someone thinks it’s fine. Whether someone is coreographing this stuff or not, they are still directly or indirectly agreeing that this is what the teenage singer should be doing. That’s all well and good, but she’s walking a fine line as far as I can tell. Miley Cyrus already has the bubble gum age group and now she’s trying to go for sexy to garner a bit older crowd. Miley will have to make the awkward transition from Hannah Montana into a sexy, young woman for commercial purposes. The next year or so should be interesting. Miley turns 17 in less than a month and 18 in just over a year. Wish her luck.    

Jennifer Lopez at “This is It” Premiere

Jennifer Lopez was among the hoard of celebs attending the premiere of Michael Jackson’s “This is It” movie in Los Angeles earlier this week. It’s been quite some time since we’ve seen the infamous JLo, but it appears that time is treating her just fine. Jennifer Lopez looks great in this dress and pairs thes big hoop earrings with that big ole booty of hers. Hey Jenny, keep in touch.

Petra Nemcova and Rosie O’Donnell

It seems Rosie O’Donnell missed out on her chance to have Petra Nemcova all to herself. It’s kind of hard to stomach, but I’m not in total disbelief simply because you just never know in today’s world. Ugly rich dudes end up with babes all of the time, so why shouldn’t an ugly rich woman end up with a babe, too. So apparently Petra Nemcova is gay. That sucks, unless of course she’s bisexual. Then that could be pretty cool. I’m still a bit weirded out, though. Source: “Rosie O’Donnell missed the chance to date a supermodel after failing to pick up love signals from Petra Nemcova when the stunner was a guest on her chat show. O’Donnell, who recently split from her wife Kelli Carpenter, insists she’d never date another celebrity – but she could have hooked up with the Czech beauty. O’Donnell tells U.S. radio host Howard Stern her staff members made it clear that Nemcova, who has never confessed to being gay, was hitting on her – but the host was too focused on interviewing her to notice.”

Joanna Krupa and Company

Model Joanna Krupa and her “Dancing with the Stars” partner Derek Hough were spotted grabbing a bite together recently. And the fact that they were seen dining together has some thinking that these two may be dating, but I think that’s far from the truth. Sure, Derek dated his former “Dancing” partner, Shannon Elizabeth, for over a year after they teamed up, but swimsuit babe Joanna Krupa is engaged. But hey, you just never know when it comes to these sorts of things. I do know that quite a few women equate a man’s skill in the sack with his ability to dance. And Derek Hough is pretty good at dancing. That’s all I’m saying.

Marisa Miller Fantasy

What better way to promote the Victoria’s Secret Fantasy Bra than to use every guy’s fantasy babe, model Marisa Miller? Okay, Marisa herself looks amazing and does this thing justice, which by the way is not for your average lingerie buyer. At first, I thought it would be very impractical to have diamonds on a bra because someone could really get hurt in bed. But then I realized that some lucky (rich) guy is going to get to remove it before they hit the sheets. After all, the Fantasy Bra has almost 2,500 diamonds and cost a hefty $3 million! Trust me, any guy that brings the Fantasy Bra home is going to get to hit the sheets! He will have to imagine that Marisa Miller is wearing it, though. She looks HOT.

Heidi Montag’s Boots are Back

Heidi Montag breaks out her big black boots again and I’m really digging her look. Sure, the boots scream dominatrix, but the combination of the pink top with the black skirt and boots make for a nice looking Heidi. These pics were taken after Heidi Montag finished filming a scene with “The Hills” costar Audrina Patridge. What did the scene entail, you ask? They talked gossip, of course!

Katy Perry Heats Up MTV

Singer Katy Perry is known for two things, none of which really involve singing! Ha! Here she is at some MTV event and showing off what she usually shows off best. You can pretty much consider me a sucker for any girl in a little outfit like this, especially if she has really big… hair! Pop: “Yes, I know that I said I would never do another post on Katy Perry, but even though she annoys the hell out of me, I just can’t resist posting photos of her. Well, let me rephrase that… “I can’t resist posting photos of her dropping her plentiful cleavage”. And as you can see in these promo pictures for the upcoming MTV Europe Music Awards, she’s doing just that. So, you can call me a hypocrite if you want to, but just remember, I did it all for you guys.” More Katy Perry Pics!

Which Lindsay Will It Be?

Lindsay Lohan has been kind of a Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde celebrity as of late. You just never really know what you are going to get from Lindsay from day to day. We’ve seen her look horrible and good over just the past week, and it’s kind of hard to believe she can fluctuate that much between days. I guess it depends on what she’s been doing the night before. In today’s photos, Lindsay Lohan attended the “Rock The Kasbah” event and she looked bad. Words really can’t explain it, so just look at what a mess Lindsay is in these photos. Wow.

Sophie Monk in Jean Shorts

The paparazzi has been all over Sophie Monk lately, and I’m liking it. Today’s photos show Sophie grabbing some coffee and showing off her long legs in these cut off short shorts. Those skinny legs of hers are probably getting quite chilled in those little shorts, but maybe this hot coffee will help warm her up. With the cooler fall weather settling in, don’t expect to see any more Sophie Monk bikini photos anytime soon. Bummer, I know. 

Paula Abdul’s Stuff Looks Odd

Paula Abdul is no longer a part of “American Idol” and that kind of sucks. Paula added her very unique two cents on every episode, but that oddness is now gone. Moving on. Instead, she is now looking a little bit odd up top. Is it just me, or is something a little out of whack up there? Source: It is unfortunate that Paula Abdul got fired from American Idol because she was the only thing worth watching on the show. I’d go over to friend’s houses and put the shit on mute until the Paula had her time to speak and some of the craziest drugged up shit would come out of her mouth all while showing off her great big tits.

Miranda Kerr for Victoria’s Secret Lingerie

If you’re a single guy looking for a beautiful woman with a sexy body that brings home killer pay, then model Miranda Kerr could be exactly what you are looking for! But, as most of you know, Miranda is not just your run of the mill fashion model, she’s a Victoria’s Secret lingerie model! As attractive as Miranda Kerr is, she’s not exactly my type. I’m not a model snob or anything because you all know I’d be all over that like white on rice, but if I were dating Miranda I’d have to make her put on a few pounds. Like many models Miranda Kerr is a bit on the thin side, but she makes this lingerie look pretty amazing anyway.

Audrina Patridge is Distressed

  Audrina Patridge is not really distressed, but her jeans most definitely are. You know she paid good money for those well worn jeans. Probably more than you make in a week. But I don’t hate her for it. That would be dumb. I hate her for other stuff, but her body is so hot that I would eat raw hamburger meat off it if she gave me just five minutes with it. Sure, that’s about four—okay, four and a half—more minutes than I’d need, but Audrina Patridge is not the only one with a reputation to uphold. She may need the extra time to sneak out without being seen. And you thought I was inconsiderate.  

Katy Perry Turns 25

Celebrity Katy Perry turned 25 over the weekend and the singer did so with flare! The birthday bash party took place at The Sunset Beach nightspot in Los Angeles and boyfriend Russell Brand and other celebs were on hand, including Taylor Swift. Katy had a big time planned and had instructed all attendees to wear white—because everyone was going to get painted! Katy Perry looked amazing in her low cut white dress, which quickly turned into a rainbow of colors. There is not much more to tell, just check out the photos and witness the painting. It looked amazingly fun! And sexy, too.

Kristin Cavallari After Working Out

Kristin Cavallari looks pretty good walking down the street in her black lycra. That’s because the celebrity just left her Brentwood gym where she completed her spinning class. Yep, she’s working hard to stay in shape and I’ve just polished off the better half of a dozen donuts. Of course, I’m trying to bulk up and donuts are just a necessity to reach my 12,000 calorie daily intake. You see, I’m sort of in training. If they ever make blogging an Olympic sport, the gold is mine! Enjoy these Kristin Cavallari pics until then—or until you’ve seen them all, whichever comes first. 

Lindsay Gets Low

Lindsay Lohan was spotted in the Big Apple doing some shoe shopping and, as luck would have it, Lindsay inadvertently let her big apples hang out. Okay, I guess her flesh flashing is not a total accident. Lindsay Lohan never wears a bra. And besides, there is nothing here that the world has not already seen. She may be a troubled celebrity in search of great fashion and herself, but Lindsay Lohan’s apples are always a semi-healthy treat.   

Katy Perry

Here is singer Katy Perry leaving Mika’s concert at the Palladium in Hollywood over the weekend. She may have loved the concert, but I’m loving what she’s wearing! You know she used those things to land her new man, Russell Brand, right? Well, as the story goes, when they were both in New York for the music awards Russell sent a love poem with a note attached saying, “Please send me a poem back.” So what does Katy Perry do? Of course, she sends him a polaroid of her cans with the word “poem” written over it. Damn, I love a woman with class.