Katy Perry is still doing the fashion thing in Paris, but she’s back to her clown-like eye makeup. But that’s cool because she’s showing off some major top shelf assets! Okay, somebody get Hugh Hefner on the horn because he needs to scrap anyone else that he has lined up and call in singer Katy Perry for a tell-all, show-all centerfold special. This chick has got to have some super sexcapades that we need to hear about. Just make sure it comes out in time for Christmas because Santa has a north pole she needs to slide down!