Shauna Sand Sex Tape

The top heavy Shauna Sand walking through the, get this, “Mr. Bones Pumpkin Patch” was going to make for more than a handful (he he) of easy jokes, but the real news today is not her pumpkins or the patch, but the fact that there is now a Shauna Sand sex tape on the market. And I am not surprised. Shauna has admitted in the past that she and her boyfriend had made multiple sex tapes, so it was just a matter of time before one of them miraculously hit the market. This 38 year old former Playboy Playmate is looking to drag out her 15 minutes for another few minutes before she has to undergo her 12th round of plastic surgery. This is lame. And not a surprise, especially since Shauna Sand is believed to have released the sex tape herself!