Ivanka Trump You

Ivanka Trump shows off her big red apples in this dress while promoting her new book, “The Trump Card.” Now, I don’t know what her new book is about, but I’m guessing the Trump card is one that we’d all like to play. As far as I can tell, the Trump card is basically being born rich. I’ve heard that Ivanka Trump is a hard working business woman, but it’s not like she put herself through college to get out of the ghetto. She’s a good looking woman, so if her book includes a liberal amount of hot photos of her wearing nothing but those black stockings then I might buy it. Or at least go to a book store and tear out some of the photos to take home.