Skank Alert, Really

In case you missed this breaking news, Paris Hilton is a skank. No, really. Here she is at the Fox Reality Channel Really Awards. As you can see from the pics, Paris looks almost as good as the average hooker, unless you’re in Las Vegas. I don’t know if Paris Hilton took home a Really Award, but she should have at least won the one for the most skanky celebrity (without panties).