I don’t care if model Kelly Brook has a brain or not, her body is simply perfection. Just check out the way she looks in these bikini photos and you will pine over her for the rest of your or her live, whichever comes first. You can only hope to pass first, because I don’t think we want to imagine the world without her. Now her facial expressions—those could improve!  

Interview: “Why do people think that Kelly Brook is stupid? Is it a form of intellectual snobbery because she used to be a glamour model and Page 3 girl with a well publicised size 8 figure and 32E chest? Is it because she was once voted the sexiest woman in the world by the readers of FHM and we imagine her sexiness is somehow mutually exclusive to the possession of a brain in full working order?

Or is it perhaps the lingering memory of an 18-year-old Brook presenting Channel 4′s flagship live morning show, The Big Breakfast, and being savaged by the press for supposedly struggling to read the words “intrepid” and “satirical” off a cue card?”