Heather Graham in Red

Celebrity Heather Graham bets on red in this red dress as she prepares to take in the premiere of Kooza at Cirque du Soleil. Okay, I have to admit that I’ve had a thing for Heather Graham for some time, and her looking hot in this red dress only adds fuel to the fire. Too bad I was not also in Las Vegas, because we could have had things happen in Vegas that would have stayed in Vegas. I would have never said a word, but I may have wrote about it. Heather is a great start to the week!  

Skank Alert, Really

In case you missed this breaking news, Paris Hilton is a skank. No, really. Here she is at the Fox Reality Channel Really Awards. As you can see from the pics, Paris looks almost as good as the average hooker, unless you’re in Las Vegas. I don’t know if Paris Hilton took home a Really Award, but she should have at least won the one for the most skanky celebrity (without panties).  

Doutzen Kroes for Victoria’s Secret

We all know that model Doutzen Kroes is freakin’ smokin’ hot, so it should not come as a surprise that Victoria’s Secret hired her to model their latest line of lingerie. And let me say after looking through this hand picked set of photos that Doutzen Kroes does not disappoint. Not at all. Now, the hard part will be finding a girl that has a body that even comes close to this one. Seriously, just check out her ass! 

Tila Tequila is a Star

Tila Tequila shows off her smoking body at Star magazine’s 5th Anniversary Party in Hollywood recently. Not sure what Tila has been up to, don’t really care. The only reason she’s here today at all is because she looks better than average and it’s Friday, so I don’t give a shit. I suspect Star magazine will still be around another 5 years from now, but I’m not sure about Tila Tequila. I’ll cover any bets, so let’s see what happens.

Ivanka Trump You

Ivanka Trump shows off her big red apples in this dress while promoting her new book, “The Trump Card.” Now, I don’t know what her new book is about, but I’m guessing the Trump card is one that we’d all like to play. As far as I can tell, the Trump card is basically being born rich. I’ve heard that Ivanka Trump is a hard working business woman, but it’s not like she put herself through college to get out of the ghetto. She’s a good looking woman, so if her book includes a liberal amount of hot photos of her wearing nothing but those black stockings then I might buy it. Or at least go to a book store and tear out some of the photos to take home.

Kim Kardashian Shoot

Kim Kardashian really does very little in life, except for self-promotion. It’s not like she has a real job or anything. Since we all know and accept that, here are some behind the scenes pictures from her latest photoshoot with Cosmo magazine. But hey, everyone has a purpose in life. Kim Kardashian‘s main job/purpose is looking good, and she’s good at that. My job just so happens to be the never ending and thankless job of being a blogger. I’m not sour. At least it looks like Kim Kardashian has a great life. 

Jennifer Love Hewitt

Jennifer Love Hewitt has been out of the limelight lately, but that does not mean she’s been sitting around on her ass. Jennifer has actually been taking a pole dancing class in Encino. I’m not sure if she’s preparing for a new role, just trying to keep in shape, or preparing a little something special for someone special. Either way, I’d like to be a fly on that wall just to see how she handles a pole. Not surprisingly, Jennifer Love Hewitt (and the rest of Hollywood) is wearing some tight black pants, and we even get a great ass shot in one of the photos! I think there really is something to that pole dancing after all.

Joanna Krupa?

I think bikini model Joanna Krupa is still on “Dancing with the Stars,” but it’s still pretty early. Besides, I have yet to see her dance so maybe she’s pretty good, or maybe not. I’d guess that Joanna would be a decent dancer since most models tend to have better than average flexibility. You know, from nailing the photographers working out and staying in great shape. These pics show Joanna Krupa grabbing a bite in West Hollywood at Katsuya, and I almost did not recognize her with all these clothes on.

Bar Refaeli is Simply Amazing

Bar Refaeli, plain and simple, is one of the hottest creatures to walk this planet! Put this woman in a bikini and and it’s all over. Just like all of the other Bar Refaeli bikini pictures I have posted, these photos make your eyes bug out and your mouth drop to the floor. There really are not many words that describe such hotness, so there is no point in trying. Just her name alone will make you weak at the knees. Go ahead and try it, say her name… Bar Refaeli. Whoa!

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Tila Tequila is Over the Top!

Tila Tequila is a strange, but out-going celebrity for sure, but check out what she said in an interview: Q: Do you ever find being bisexual to be totally exhausting? A: Not really. People have a misconception that just because you’re bisexual, you’re turned on by everyone everywhere you go. That’s totally not true. I think it’s more fun being bisexual, because sometimes you want to get away from guys. And then you go back to girls and you get something totally new and different. Then, after a while, that gets boring, so you go back. It’s always nice to have so many options. Q: How did you get your name? I’m assuming you don’t come from a long line of Vietnamese Tequilas. A: Well, my name is Tila, but I got “Tequila” when I was 13. I was hanging with a bunch of friends, we drank tequila for the first time and I puked all over the place. I was really embarrassed, and the next day at school everybody had heard about it. They were winking and laughing and started calling me Tila Tequila. The name kind of stuck with me ever since. It’s got a catchy ring to it, you know? Q: When you were stripping, did you ever have any awkward run-ins with high-school teachers? A: I invited my history teacher, who was also the football coach, and I had a big crush on him. I told him that he needed to come visit me and that I wouldn’t tell anybody. He was very tempted, I’m sure, but he never did show up.

Holly Madison Taps That

Holly Madison has no problem tapping a keg at the Hofbrauhaus in Las Vegas. The ease at which she slid that tap right into the hole was remarkable, almost professional. And the fact that she did it in official German beer girl garb makes it even better. I’m making it hotter by imagining that she’s going commando, which is probably is reality. But Holly looks right at home. In fact, I’m willing to bet that Holly Madison likes her men with beer in one hand and a sausage in the other.  

Marisa Miller is Outstanding!

These Marisa Miller bikini ad photos from Victoria’s Secret are simply amazing! And I don’t think the greatness of these pictures has anything to do with the swimsuits themselves. No really, it’s all Marisa Miller. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: Marisa is probably THE hottest swimsuit model of all time. Her body is so bikini-licious that it’s a freak of nature! Her natural curves are just sick, and I mean that in the best way possible. I mean wow, I’d lick pickle relish from her arm pits just to get my tongue on Marisa Miller’s body. Of course, then I’d try to take that bikini off with my teeth. Enjoy all of the photos!

Kristin Cavallari has Great Legs

I know not everyone likes Kristin Cavallari, but she’s not as bad as you probably think. I’ve heard that the people surrounding Kristin think she’s one of the nicest people on ”The Hills” cast. Of course, I don’t know if that’s saying very much. So say what you want about her attitude, but Kristin Cavallari has recently taken her looks to a whole new level. I don’t know what it is that she’s doing, but Kristin is starting to look better and better. Take these photos, for example. Kristin Cavallari’s legs are smoking!

Shauna Sand Sex Tape

  The top heavy Shauna Sand walking through the, get this, “Mr. Bones Pumpkin Patch” was going to make for more than a handful (he he) of easy jokes, but the real news today is not her pumpkins or the patch, but the fact that there is now a Shauna Sand sex tape on the market. And I am not surprised. Shauna has admitted in the past that she and her boyfriend had made multiple sex tapes, so it was just a matter of time before one of them miraculously hit the market. This 38 year old former Playboy Playmate is looking to drag out her 15 minutes for another few minutes before she has to undergo her 12th round of plastic surgery. This is lame. And not a surprise, especially since Shauna Sand is believed to have released the sex tape herself!

Mariah Carey at The Palms

Mariah Carey put on quite a show in Las Vegas over the weekend, or so I hear. I like some of her music (I guess), but I’m still a little disgruntled over her marriage last year. I think we could have hit some real high notes together, at least for a few minutes. But that’s in the past (for now). These photos are of Mariah Carey performing at The Pearl at the Palms Casino. I have to admit that I’ve always liked the Palms, but these coconuts are outstanding!

Jaime Pressly Candid Bikini Pictures From Mexico

Normally, when I say we’ve got some new Jaime Pressly bikini pictures to show you I would be pretty excited, but not so much this time. I mean, yeah, they are still pictures of Jaime Pressly in a bikini, but she is by far not looking her best. At least in a couple of the photos she manages to show some of that nice cheeky backside of hers. 

Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian Bikini Photos

Audrina Patridge Knows her Girls

Audrina Patridge, of course, has her skin tight pants on today, but what’s this that I see up top? No, I’m not talking about Audrina’s curves, but the text on her shirt. It seems Audrina Patridge agrees with me that regular (nightly in my opinion) breast exams are very important. After all, October is National Breast Cancer Awareness Month and we all need to help get the word out. Speaking of out, let’s get that shirt off so we can go ahead and start the exam. Hey wait, these aren’t real?

Brooke Burke’s Pants are Tight

Brooke Burke was spotted grabbing herself some Starbucks recently and looked fit doing so. It seems the female celebs are quite fond of the tight, black pants as of late. I guess it shows off a little something without going the whole nine yards. So maybe Brooke Burke really is a rebel? Not only is showing a little “toe,” but she’s also walking in a no walking zone. Oh no she didn’t!