Petra Nemcova Looks Good

When was the last time we saw some pictures of celebrity Petra Nemcova? I can’t remember either, so I know that it’s been way too long. And what a way to end the drought! These pics of Petra come from an unknown shoot, but man does she look amazing, especially as I look down her looooow cut shirt! As good as she looks, Petra Nemcova would look even better sitting in the passenger’s seat of my Geo Metro after having downed a bottle wine. 

Check out Pink

I have never considered singer Pink even semi-sexy, but these photos have at least got me peeking over the fence today. And though we can sit here all day (or at least I can) and argue about her overall beauty, or lack thereof, we can probably agree that Pink has a pretty decent body. Are those tattoos supposed symbolize that Pink has a special gift ’round back? Well hell, let me knock back a couple bourbon and cokes and let’s get this party started!

Kim Kardashian in FHM

Kim Kardashian has managed to land herself a cover spot on FHM magazine. And although it may sound way overdue to many of you, some of you are probably scratching your heads as to how Kim Kardashian ended up on the cover of FHM? If you’re in the later group, don’t get your panties in a wad; it’s the South African edition of the publication. Heck, I didn’t even know South Africa had an edition of FHM magazine? That is the really remarkable part of this whole post, but I guess you learn something new everyday! Check out these photos of Kim Kardashian in FHM because, after all, she looks pretty good.

Ashley Greene Bikini Photos

Geri Halliwell from the Cheap Seats

I don’t usually care what the hell Geri Halliwell is up to, but these photos are different for two reasons. First, Geri is attending the 2009 Breast Cancer Care Fashion Show in London. I comment a lot about women’s breasts, almost on a daily basis, but breast cancer really is something that needs support. That goes for all cancers for that matter. It’s always nice to see people coming together for a good cause. Okay, that was serious. Now, the second reason these Geri Halliwell pictures are here today. Oh, you know this one: Nice view! Horrible hair.    

Kristin Cavallari’s Hills

Kristin Cavallari is about as useless as a useless celebrity comes, but she’s in a bikini and we have low self esteem today so we are willing to settle for these totally staged photos. It was just last week that I said Kristin Cavallari‘s photos were amazing, but she was dressed to kill and deserved that compliment. Today, meh. Okay, Kristin looks good in this bikini, but the wow factor is missing. She looks just like every other cute blonde in a pink bikini on any California beach. So I guess they are pretty good afterall.

Natasha Henstridge Junk in the Trunk Pics

Katy Perry Needs to Unleash

Katy Perry is still doing the fashion thing in Paris, but she’s back to her clown-like eye makeup. But that’s cool because she’s showing off some major top shelf assets! Okay, somebody get Hugh Hefner on the horn because he needs to scrap anyone else that he has lined up and call in singer Katy Perry for a tell-all, show-all centerfold special. This chick has got to have some super sexcapades that we need to hear about. Just make sure it comes out in time for Christmas because Santa has a north pole she needs to slide down! 

Hilary Rhoda SI Photos

  Swimsuit model Hilary Rhoda is still working with Sports Illustrated so it seems. That probably does not come as a surprise after her 2009 showing with the swimsuit edition, but I made this determination after checking out the latest photos of this 22 year old hottie that were shared with the world via twitter. Man, you have got to love technology… and Hilary Rhoda, too! 

Katy Perry at Yves Saint Laurent Fashion Show

Katy Perry in still in Paris and the singer is still looking hot. This time Katy shows up in a black dress and makes my mouth water! Yeah, it seems all she has to do is wear something slightly low cut and let the photographers do what they do best while she does what she does best. As in look good enough to lick like a cherry topped ice cream sundae. Okay, that just made me hungry. You enjoy these Katy Perry photos while I kill a carton of Ben and Jerry’s.

Paris is Tight

Phtotographers caught up with Paris Hilton when she was out on the town recently. These photos show a little more than Paris likely hoped for, but you never know when it comes to Paris Hilton. It looks like she’s a border line flower child today. Who knows what tomorrow will bring? Sure, she’s rich, but she’s trash, too. That snatch snack looks pretty creamy.

Katrina Bowden Bikini

These Katrina Bowden bikini photos are creating quite a buzz. Apparently, lots of folks out there think Katrina looks pretty damn hot frolicking around in the water in her tiny string bikini. I would have to agree! You probably don’t know the name Katrina Bowden, but if you’ve every watched “30 Rock” then you probably know her as the hot chick, Cerie Xerox. Seems like a natural role for Katrina because these photos are in fact hot. Nice butt, too.

Aubrey O’Day Twitter Pictures Are Exciting

Aubrey O’Day just brightened up my night by posting these great pictures over on her Twitter page!  I’ve never been much for Obrey O’Day for some reason, but after seeing these pictures she released I’m growing a bit more fond of her.  If she keeps this kind of behavior up I’ll have no choice but to become a bigger fan! Be sure and check all the pictures out after the jump, you won’t be sorry!

Yum, Katy Perry

Singer Katy Perry was looking good on her way to a fashion show in this modern, black dress. A little change of pace from the usual concert outfits we see her in. And her makeup? It looks good—not caked-on and clown-faced like at her shows and many of her planned appearances.It sees there is a big difference between Katy Perry the performer and Katy Perry the woman. I like the woman even more than the singer. And looky there, Katy even grabs a seat next fellow singer Rihanna.  

Scarlett Johansson in Mango Magazine

  Super celeb Scarlett Johansson was featured in the latest edition of Mango magazine. And, of course, the 24 year old actress looks good in this very stylish photoshoot, but that’s what we’ve all come to expect from this native born New Yorker—fashion is in her blood. Scarlett looks very sexy, but high fashion is not always my thing. Besides, I’m already anticipating seeing Scarlett Johansson in “Iron Man 2″ next year. Now, that should be good.

Ashlee turns 25

Ashlee Simpson Wentz celebrated her 25h birthday over the weekend with sister Jessica Simpson and her punk husband, Pete Wentz. Okay, here is the story as far as I can tell. Jessica Simpson looks fine, but younger sister Ashlee is looking really good to me for some reason. Maybe it’s the fact that she’s the younger sister, or maybe it’s  because she’s a bit taller, has toned legs, and a taunt little butt. I can’t stand Pete Wentz, but I am a little jealous that he gets to put his hands on Ashlee Simpson’s back side. What has the world come to?

Party Girl

This is not exactly breaking news, but celebrity Lindsay Lohan went out and did a little clubbing over the weekend. She, of course, left her underwear at home, showed some side boob, and flirted with every dude in the club, even though she’s not into them or them into her. Lindsay Lohan would be an acceptable one-night stand, but these guys are dressed way to well to be straight. Besides, this club is in LA so we know they’re gay.

Jessica Simpson at 8th Annual Smiles Gala

The 29 year old Jessica Simpson is not just filiming her new reality shoe, “The Price of Beauty,” she’s also opening up about her love life. Actress Jessica Simpson says she wants her next boyfriend to be “artistic.” The singer, who has dated singer John Mayer and Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo, and was once married to Nick Lachey, tells the press exactly what she is looking for in a man. “I definitely love a spiritual man — somebody that is going to always inspire me. I don’t want to get bored. I can bore out pretty easily, so I love intellectual men … people that will always keep me intrigued,” she says. “And, you know, I love artistic men — somebody that really understands their art. I like a confidant man.”

Hello!

Model Victoria Silvstedt and her man were spotted hanging out on the beach in St. Tropez and drinking a little vino. I guess the alcohol heated things up because the photos show Victoria’s fingers looking for love, so to speak. I’ve never featured photos of a celebrity pleasuring themself, but I am fairly certain that is what Victoria Silvstedt was caught doing in these pictures. After all, there is photo after photo of her hand between her legs in various positions. This is a first, so let’s all give Victoria Silvstedt… another hand!

Kate Beckinsale is the Sexiest

Okay, we all know that Kate Beckinsale is one of the sexiest women alive, but Esquire magazine has come out and said that Kate is their Sexiest Woman Alive for the year! And in my opinion, this is great news! I’ve gushed over how awesome Kate is for years, so to see her get this much deserved award is making me smile. Make damn sure you check out these photos so that you can freshen up your memory as to how sexy Kate Beckinsale really is.