Audrina Patridge is my Jeannie

Audrina Patridge could be my Jeannie. As in “I Dream of Jeannie,” one of my favorite television shows as a child. And not just because there was magic at the twinkle of a nose, but because even then I had decent taste in women. These photos were taken at Dusk nightclub in Atlantic City where Audrina hosted her own Halloween party, “I Dream of Audrina.” I just have one wish now: That this party happens again next year at my place, except it’s more like a cross between “I Dream of Audrina” and “I Dream of Jenna,” with me in the middle!