Remember all the lip service in the past by Jessica Biel about how she was not getting any serious acting roles? Well, it seems Jessica is over all of that nonsense. I think she has finally realized that “real” acting is not in her future until she develops her skills. Jessica Biel has confirmed that she will star in and produce a comedy called “F-cking Engaged” about a couple that promises to f-ck every day so that their marriage won’t become stale. Yes, that is what the plot of the movie will be about. I’m going to go out on a limb and say ”flop.” That’s a given, so just check out these photos and you will determine that the only thing Jessica Biel needs in a script is to be scantily dressed.

Lainey: “Smart. Go back to your roots, girl. Use your body. It’s all you have. So presumably she’ll be naked? A lot?Astute. Very, very astute. Overreaching was getting her nowhere. As for whether or not Jessica can actually carry a comedy… wel…

It’s another one of her classic quotes. Like when she said her beauty was a burden, Jessica also once blamed her physique on the fact that she doesn’t get offered many comedic scripts:

‘I’ve never gotten to do romantic comedy like most of the girls. Maybe because I’m fit, people assume that I’m not funny?’

What? And this is the sh-t that keeps her on the sh-t list. Shut up and take off your clothes. After all, it’s that you encouraged in the first place.”