Angelina Jolie is back on the prowl, and it’s not for a new man. At least not yet. It’s being reported that Angelina is ready to adopt a new childfrom Syria, but Brad Pitt is not ready to add another kid to the payroll. If this story is true, then I just don’t see any end in sight! I can understand wanting to adopt and “save” a child, but can Angie provide the care and attention that a child requires? Maybe it’s just me, but I don’t see Angelina Jolie as nurturing. After all of the children that she has already adopted it’s almost like driving over to an animal shelter and adopting a new cat or dog. Angelina is either really caring or really weird. Ok, we already know the later.

Amy Grindhouse: “Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are solely responsible for the cute orphan shortage currently affecting the rest of Hollywood. Because of Pitt’s desire to have a soccer team entirely of his spawn, there are now precisely 75% less adorable babies on the open market for vultures like Madonna to come and snatch.”