Aubrey O’Day Maxim Magazine Photos

Aubrey O’Day is about as useless as your D list celebrities come, so bare with me while I decide if I either want to finish this post or stick bamboo shoots under my fingernails. Ok, these Aubrey O’Day Maxim photos edged out the severe pain by the slightest of margins, particulary after I considered the likely infection. The really funny thing about this shoot is that as hard as Aubrey tries to be sexy in these pics, I just bust out laughing when I look at them. She tries to be a model, but this girl is not a model. Aubrey wrote on her blog the day of her Maxim shoot:

“I had so much fun at the Maxim shoot today! They flew this amazing photographer out from London and she was a blast to work with. Without fail, I was wet the entire shoot! The day a magazine doesn’t want me soaking wet will be amazing!”