Miranda Kerr: Something to be Thankful For

When our forefathers founded this great country and fought for their lives, and their children’s lives, and their children’s children’s lives  and… I guess you see where this is going? Anyway, little did they know everything that they were fighting for: Americans that have the right to pay $4 for a cup of coffee, get loans that they can’t afford, elect government officials that ignore them, and search the Internet for never-ending pages of porn. Oh, and the luxury of enjoying Miranda Kerr walking around in lingerie at a Victoria’s Secret 2009 fashion show. Happy Thanksgiving!