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Alessandra Ambrosio is drunk! – Toob It Kelly Brook looks amazing! – Toob It Scary sex positions? Yes! – Toob It Monica Cruz rocks a little bikini – Toob It Olivia Munn is my new crush – Toob It Jessica Simpson’s assets reviewed – Toob It More on Tila Tequila – Toob It

Blake Lively Subscribes to Nylon Magazine

Celebrity Blake Lively is featured in Nylon magazine and the “Gossip Girl” actress looks outstanding! Every Monday night GG watchers get to see Blake Lively do an impressive job of filling the rich girl’s shoes, but believe it or not, Blake is almost the complete opposite of her onscreen character. Though she admits that the both share a love for designer clothes, Blake told Nylon magazine that unlike her character, she is an empathetic friend. And when she says empathetic, that’s exactly what she means, because when her friends feel pain, she does, too: “I feel a lot. I get really bad stomachaches all the time. So I went to a doctor, and he said, ‘You’re a feeler,” Blake told Nylon, “I take on people’s pain a little too much.”

Kim Kardashian’s Halloween Pumpkins!

  I’ve been steadily posting various celebrity Halloween costumes throughout the week, but today’s is by far the sexiest. I had proclaimed prematurely (that never happens!) that AnnaLynne McCord hands down had the hottest Halloween costume this year. That was, of course, until I saw Kim Kardashian explode onto the scene in this very filled out genie costume. Now that’s what I call granting a wish, or two! I think this sums it up:  Celebslam: “Sweet Jesus, I knew Kim wouldn’t disappoint. I’ve been looking for pics of her costume all damn day and she finally posted them to her blog a little while ago. So obviously Kim is “Princess Jizzmen” from the porn version of Disney’s Aladdin, Analaddin. Coincidentally, every dude Kim came within 40 feet of on Saturday was wearing a very similar costume to each other: ‘[Insert Name of Costume] with a raging, almost violent erection.’”

Ashlee Simpson is Out

  Ashlee Simpson recently got let go from her role on “Melrose Place.” After only 2 months in. Ouch. And of course sister Jessica Simpson is already talking about how weak the script was and that the show only hired Ashlee to generate some buzz for the show. Ok, let’s say that’s true. So then maybe Ashlee’s addition to the cast created so much buzz that the show is highly successful and that they no longer need Ashlee Simpson anymore? Yeah, right. From what I have heard, she was lame. So now it’s official, neither Jessica Simpson or Ashlee Simpson can act.

Jessica Biel will be F-cking Engaged

  Remember all the lip service in the past by Jessica Biel about how she was not getting any serious acting roles? Well, it seems Jessica is over all of that nonsense. I think she has finally realized that “real” acting is not in her future until she develops her skills. Jessica Biel has confirmed that she will star in and produce a comedy called “F-cking Engaged” about a couple that promises to f-ck every day so that their marriage won’t become stale. Yes, that is what the plot of the movie will be about. I’m going to go out on a limb and say ”flop.” That’s a given, so just check out these photos and you will determine that the only thing Jessica Biel needs in a script is to be scantily dressed.

Jessica Alba and Eva Mendes Unite!

Jessica Alba and Eva Mendes are two of Hollywood’s biggest and hottest celebs, so getting them together is a big deal. We have this Vogue fashion event to thank for that. Jessica and Eva both looked good as they did their part to make the world a more fashionable place, at least in Los Angeles. I have to admit, I still have a fantasy that involves both of these celebs at the same time. Though that will (probably) never happen, I can still pretend that in the photo that shows them hugging that I am being made into a very happy sandwich.

AnnaLynne McCord goes as Sexy

I guess AnnaLynne McCord looks pretty hot on the new ”90210.” I wouldn’t know. I quit watching television after they ended the greatest television show in history, “Married with Children.” But I digress. I only assume she’s hot on the show because she’s looking damn hot every friggin’ time I see her! These Halloween photos of AnnaLynne with her sisters are no exception. And a note for all the ladies, if you ever have the option between a low cut and short costume or one that is not, go for the more revealing outfit. After all, you can be anything on Halloween. AnnaLynne McCord easily gets my vote for sexiest Halloween costume.

Heidi Klum Covered Only in Chocolate

  Heidi Klum is hands down one of the greatest models of all time. Not only because of her pure physical beauty, but mostly because of her pure physical beauty. There is some skill involved in modeling, but who are we trying to kid here? With Heidi’s magnificent body in mind, what if I told you that you can see more of Heidi Klum? Much more? In all her glory? Well, it seems there is more Heidi to be seen than you ever expected! Source: “Apparently there’s a book called “Rankin’s Heidilicious,” and in that book is pages filled with pictures of Heidi Klum without any clothes on! Maybe if the Bible would have thought of that we wouldn’t be in this mess right now. Nice work, God.” Given the choice between a sporting hot bikini or nothing at all, Heidi Klum once said that she would rather go without clothes! Of course, she said she would do so only under certain circumstances. “I don’t really like wearing too much. When there’s no person in sight, it’s coming off,” she told Oprah Winfrey during an interview. Check out more of these photos

Malin Akerman at Couples Retreat

Malin Akerman is just one of the beautiful actresses in the movie “Couples Retreat,” and her she is arriving at the premiere of the film in Stockholm. I was first planning on seeing this movie only because it cast a man among men, Vince Vaughn. However, I then noticed that Kristin Davis, Kristen Bell, and Malin Akerman were all in the cast,too. So now this movie is starting to look better and better. Yeah, way better!   

Audrina Patridge is my Jeannie

Audrina Patridge could be my Jeannie. As in “I Dream of Jeannie,” one of my favorite television shows as a child. And not just because there was magic at the twinkle of a nose, but because even then I had decent taste in women. These photos were taken at Dusk nightclub in Atlantic City where Audrina hosted her own Halloween party, “I Dream of Audrina.” I just have one wish now: That this party happens again next year at my place, except it’s more like a cross between “I Dream of Audrina” and “I Dream of Jenna,” with me in the middle!

Holly Madison is Colorfully Hot

Check out Holly Madison looking as colorful as ever and fairly hot, too. Holly is still hanging out in Las Vegas and performing her revolutionary show. Whatever. Holly loves being the center of attention, so you can tell she’s really digging this little red carpet. Holly Madison is actually going to check out a real performer, Wayne Newton! Source: “Holly is one of the most beautiful women in Hollywood… with or without the uber cleavage. Seriously, I think she looks like a doll, and I would still post these pictures even if she were wearing one of those fat suits the daytime talk show ladies like to go undercover in. Ok, maybe not, but I do think she looks beautiful. Enjoy!”