Sophie Howard Ralph Magazine Pictures Are Outstanding

2009 is coming to an end and what better way to go out with a bang than to have these amazing Sophie Howard pictures from the January 2010 Ralph magazine edition!  I had actually thought of saving these until the New Year, but there’s no way I could deprive you guys from this kind of Sophie Howard hotness!  If you think these pictures are quite awesome (which they definitely are!), then you should read the Q&A Sophie replies to…damn!

Megan Fox Photos from Men’s Style

Chalk up another great magazine shoot for celebrity Megan Fox! She teamed up with Men’s Style for their Winter issue and the pictures speak for themselves! Just like the GQ photos, the Cosmo photos, the Rolling Stone pictures, and then a repeat performance and some additional photos from GQ Italy—all in the last year. Oh, and who could forget the scorching hot Megan Fox photo shoot courtesy of Esquire magazine? Yeah, that gallery is still burned into my brain. What’s next for this actress that rarely acts? I don’t know, but I bet I know what you’re thinking…

Scarlett Johansson Ad Photos

Check out these new Scarlett Johansson ad photos for Dolce and Gabbana! Scarlett is, of course, one of the hottest Hollywood stars ever so it stands to reason that she always looks fantastic. However, these pics once again reiterate that she is, yes, still awesome. I know that I sound a little bit down, but that’s only because this photo set has like three pictures. I love them, but dream of more. I know Dolce and Gabbana has deep pockets, so let’s get to work on more photos right away now. Pronto!

Diora Baird Photos from Men’s Style!

Ok, so I know that these Diora Baird photos from Men’s Style magazine were recycled from her shoot with DT Magazine, but does o’t make these pictures any less special in my heart. After all, she was wearing gray clothes in the pictures from DT, but here they’ve been photoshopped and are blue. And although the color of the clothes that Diora Baird wears are not important (because I prefer that she skips the exterior coverings altogether), I think she looks even hotter in blue! Diora has an amazing body and I’m glad to see it again and again. As Diora Baird herself said, “I’m a freak of nature, basically.” Yeah, freakin’ hot!  

Hottest Playboy Magazine Cover Photos

Okay, we all know that Playboy magazine publishes some of the sexiest photos on the planet. Well, this post was intended to present the hottest Playboy cover photos of 2009, but I had to slip in one from a previous year of Jessica Alba. Sorry (not really) guys, but I’ve had a subscription to Playboy for many, many years and I still love the Alba cover the best. Not sure why, but maybe it has something to do with my obsession for her. But I did manage to gather the 4 hottest 2009 Playboy covers. Say hello to these sexy ladies… I’m sure you well recognize them!

Kim Kardashian Pics

Kim Kardashian has become well-known in recent years for an eye for fashion, and I’d have to agree. Kim always looks great and being well-dressed is a large part of her overall success. Of course, it does not hurt that Kim has whipped her body into spectacular shape and that she’s been blessed with some very noteworthy and natural assets. Kim Kardashian is sort of a celebrity created from a perfect storm of luck, hotness, and street smarts. And it never hurts to get lucky!

Tila Tequila Makes An Ass Of Herself, Again

This isn’t the first time Tila Tequila has made a complete ass of herself, nor will it be the last time for sure!  I keep telling myself that I am not going to post anymore Tila Tequila photos, but for some reason I just can’t help it.  Maybe it’s the fact that it’s just hilarious how she really believes people give a shit and think they want to see her.  I will admit though, I do think this is her better side.

AnnaLynne McCord Photos from Cosmo

AnnaLynne McCord is my favorite actress on the new “90210″ even though I don’t watch the show. AnnaLynne has got everything it takes to get my attention, but she’s still not a cute and badass as Shannen Doherty was back in the day. But then again, Shannen never worked with Cosmo during her “90210″ run to put together a hot photo shoot like this! These photos courtesy of Cosmo magazine are some of the best I’ve seen of AnnaLynne McCord. Her candid bikini photos are almost always very good, but this is by far her hottest, sexiest photo shoot!

Rihanna Rocks Rockefeller

Now here is something you don’t see everyday—Rihanna almost entirely covered in clothes! Okay, this huge coat did not last very long because Rihanna soon took that off to reveal a smaller coat that was open to show even more. And you all know what I mean by more. These photos were taken at Rihanna’s concert at Rockefeller Center in New York, so that’s the only reason she looked conservativley dressed—she had to be. 

Tara Reid in Playboy

Tara Reid in Playboy magazine? Yes, this is for real, but why I just do not know. Of all the hot female celebrities on the planet, why would Playboy magazine want to run photos of Tara Reid? I’ve been asking myself this question all weekend long and the only answer I can come up with is that the guy doing the photoshopping over there really wanted to push is skills to the limit. After all, we’ve all witnessed Tara Reid bikini photos and have subsequently lost our collective appetite for more Tara after laying eyes on her horrible abs and nasty ass. Thanks, but no thanks. The photoshop guy does deserve an award, though.

Hot Photos from American Curves

Okay, I obviously love checking out hot babes so it should come as no surprise that I love Ameican Curves for Men magazine. I’ve been having some withdrawal since giving up my subscription, so I figured that posting some old pictures and cover photos would quench my appetite for hotness. And I think it’s working! I mean what gets better than Lucy Pinder and Justene Jaro looking every which kind of hot in these magazine pics? Oh yeah, seeing them in person!

Rihanna GQ Photos

Rihanna is always pushing her sexuality to the the limit and these ne GQ photos are no exception. These topless photos just seem like standard issue from the singer now days. In fact, whenever I hear about a new Rihanna photo spread I just assume that there is going to be a whole lot of skin. But she’s got a great body and it’s working for her like countless other hotties before her, so more power to Rihanna and the power of her creamy skin! GQ asked Rihanna: So what do you want to put out there that you haven’t gotten a chance to talk about? “Uh, there’s nothing that I, like, specifically think to put out there. There’s not a lot more that I can possibly put out there. Everything’s out there. I mean, people are just, you know, they misperceive me. They just don’t understand me. I just think people straight up don’t know who I am; they just know what I look like, they know the idea of me. But—they’ll learn more this time, because now I let my guard down, and I’m more comfortable just being myself. That’s exactly what I want to be. And even on the album, you definitely get a gist of my personality.”

Zoe Saldana Photos from Avatar

Actress Zoe Saldana is back on the big screen and she’s in the movie “Avatar” that is opening this weekend. Zoe is one of those actresses that has been in a ton of movies, yet you kind of forget about her. That is until you see her looking good at a movie premiere or on “The Late Show with David Letterman,” which is where those bottom photos are from. Zoe Saldana was in New York earlier this week to do the Letterman show, but then back to Los Angeles for the big premiere. Sounds busy, huh, but she does not get around as much as I do. Of course, I travel by the speed of the Internet! Source: “Zoe Saldana is not a warrior, she’s definitely not blue, and she’s nowhere close to being 9′ tall. But she’s all that and more in James Cameron’s action epic, Avatar. Saldana’s no stranger to big budget film franchises having been a part of the first Pirates of the Caribbean movie and the rebirth of the Star Trek film series, but Avatar marks her first performance capture film.”

Lindsay Lohan Topless in Muse Magazine

Celebrity Lindsay Lohan has been doing a whole lot of nothing lately and today she is wearing next to nothing—at least in some of these topless photos from Muse magazine. So, are we really surprised? No, but although I totally appreciate the effort, I am not surprised because this is what many struggling female celebrities have done in the past in some last attempts to get a little attention. Last year she got nude in New York magazine, now she’s showing full blown nipple shots, so the next stop looks like Playboy. Then it’s all over until the sex tape videos come out. I don’t think it stops until Lindsay Lohan is a full-blown (pun intended) porn star.  

Salma Hayek Brings Gifts

  It’s not quite Christmas, but I am already considering this Salma Hayek photo set as the front runner for best holiday gift. As far as I can tell, it only makes sense. Not only is Salma a gift to us all because she is such a great person, but she’s sharing the big, natural gifts the good Lord gave her with us too. These photos fall way short of giving everything a way, but I for one love leaving a few things to the imagination. Salma Hayek looks absolutely stunning in this aqua blue dress. I think it’s time that we move forward with our engagement. Now, if I could just land a date… 

Rihanna Shows Off Her Guns

Rihanna apparently has a new music video out called “Hard”. I never watch any of Rihanna’s videos, so I really can’t tell you much more. If it’s anything good hopefully there’s shit blowing up and Rihanna running around half-naked. I know that’s nothing new because she’s pretty much that way 90% of the time. But really, it’s hard to go wrong when you mix hot chicks and automatic weapons!

Marisa Miller Backstage Pics from Victoria’s Secret

These backstage pictures of model Marisa Miller at the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show just made my day! I know that we got to see Marisa in the Victoria’s Secret fantasy bra not that long ago, but since when have we had our fill of Marisa Miller? Yeah, that’s what I thought, too. The best thing about these pictures is that we get some new angles of the fantasy bra, and Marisa’s rear end as well. I’ve got three words for Marisa: We want more!

Victoria Silvstedt Dresses Up

Take a look at model Victoria Silvstedt looking all kinds of plump in this sexy silver dress! And when I say plump, I hope you know that I am only referring to her important features–or at least the ones that she thinks are important. Why else would she some guy spend so much money on saline and botox? Victoria Silvstedt epitomizes the contemporary, overly-fake platinum blonde, but guys like me just love it! She’s not really the kind of girl a guy would like to take home to mom, but she’s definitely a girl he’d like to take home. At least Victoria looks content. The last time we saw her she was laying on the beach in a bikini and masturbating. I know–lend the girl a hand.

Holly Valance Is Just Great

Holly Valance is great, and by great I mean she is totally hot!  The 2009 Samsung Mobile AFI apparently happened and Holly Valance was there.  I really don’t care that whatever those awards were happened, really I don’t.  I do care that Holly was looking pretty damn good in that mini-skirt and it’s been too damn long since we’ve seen her!

Audrina Patridge Fills A Dress

As we know all know, Audrina Patridge is a little bit fake up top but everything looks pretty damn good, especially when she stuffs it all into a form-fitting gown. Sure, I love to hate Audrina as much as the next person loves to hate a do-nothing Hollywood celebrity, but my eyes like what they see. But I guess that is the only thing that has kept the  A train going this long. Audrina Patridge looks good in her jeans as well, but this black dress just screams expensive escort. Let’s do dinner!