Bar Refaeli’s Rampage Photos Impress

Bar Refaeli is definitely in the running for the hottest model working today. Every time I see Bar it seems like she’s looking better and better, and these bikini photos for Rampage swimwear are right on the money! I knew Leonardo DiCaprio was a dumbass and a prick when he dumped Bar Refaeli, but now it seems he’s wised up and has moved back into the picture. A pretty smooth move, considering that ole dog Leo has probably been bagging equally hot babes all this time and now he can slide right back in with Bar.

Doutzen Kroes’ Beach Photoshoot

  Model Doutzen Kroes does not have to try very hard to look completely awesome in photos, so that’s why I enjoy putting her pics up every time I get a chance. There is something about Doutzen that’s a bit different than many of the models we see on here from time to time every day, and I’m not just talking about her name. No matter what Doutzen Kroes ever does in her career I will always remember her Victoria’s Secret ad photos and the special time we spent together. Okay, I need a moment.

Brooklyn Decker for Victoria’s Secret Bikini

  Model Brooklyn Decker looks great modeling these bikinis for Victoria’s Secret. Of course, she’s no stranger to a bikini. Anyone recall the smoking hot Sports Illustrated photo shoot? Or a how about the SI body paint pics? If not, you really, really want to make sure you check those out later. Seriously. She looks AWESOME covered only in paint and by her hands. Brooklyn Decker always seems to look great, but does she think modeling really is hard work: Source: “Modeling itself is not hard. Although, we do get ordered to do some crazy acrobatic poses sometimes! The hard part is not having the ability to make plans far in advance. Our schedules are so last minute. There’s a lot of traveling so it’s important to establish a real sense of home for yourself. Our business requires us to open ourselves up to scrutiny. That can be rough sometimes. But hey, it’s par for the course! That said, the positives far outweigh the negatives. I love my job.”

Michelle Trachtenberg Complex Photos

  Celebrity Michelle Trachtenberg is featured in Complex magazine and the former “Buffy the Vampire Slayer” actress is looking bloody good! Yeah, not quite as innocent looking as her photos from Flaunt. Michelle is not the hottest property in Hollywood, so I’d definitely have to turn her down—face down! Source: “I don’t do many post on Michelle Trachtenberg because I don’t normally find her all that attractive, but there’s something about these pictures of her on the cover of Complex magazine that’s making my one eyed trouser trout poke it’s head to the surface. Maybe it’s because with the blindfold on I don’t really know who she is and the anticipation is exciting. Who are we kidding? It’s the boobs.”

Whitney Port Bikini Pictures

  Celebrity Whitney Port has never really impressed me—at least not in the past. These bikini pictures featured today come very close, and although I like them, I am not just blown away by Whitney. I do very much appreciate her style because this blue and white bikini paired with the red purse is pretty patriotic. I think it’s quite American, at least in my opinion. Of couse, so are all thin blondes in tiny string bikinis. I must admit that Whitney Port looks really good. 

Katharine McPhee’s Body Rocks!

Katharine McPhee made her big public debut thanks to “American Idol,” but she’s doing her best to stay in the spotlight. And as far as I can tell, as long as she keeps that hot body of hers going and keeps wearing tight dresses like this one, everything is going to be just fine. Katharine McPhee may still be battling a long battle with bulimia, but it looks like she really has it together in these photos. These pictures were taken as Katharine departed after the taping of the show “Chelsea Lately.” Once again, she looks amazing—and we wish her the best of luck!

Marisa Miller on Some Dudes

Here are some photos of Marisa Miller looking really good with some guys that are not me! And yes, it sucks. However, I am not that jealous because these guys are gayer than Clay Aiken. I know this because there is no way any straight man could keep a boner down with Marisa Miller’s hand on his chest, her head in his crotch, or any part of Marisa’s body touching him. She is 10 times hotter than the legal level of hotness in Utah, so I still very much enjoy these Marisa Miller photos–even with her draped across some lucky dudes.

Candice Swanepoel Bikini Photos

  Model Candice Swanepoel is definitely the best of the latest crop of Victoria’s Secret babes and so it should come as no surprise that she looks smoking hot in these bikini photos! But let’s be honest, the forumula that they are using for picking bikini and lingerie models is nothing new, and Candice Swanepoel most definitely works for me. Add up some dirty blonde hair, a young model with a great figure, and a little bikini and we get some great Candice Swanepoel bikini pics! Make damn sure you check these out!

Miranda Kerr Gets Nude for GQ

I used to think of model Miranda Kerr as one of those goody two-shoes models that was just well-paid and over laid, but I think she’s really a bad, bad girl. I think the days of simply doing Victoria’s Secret fashion shows may be going to the wayside because here is Miranda Kerr nude in GQ magazine. And although Miranda is far from having killer curves, her body is amazing nonetheless. I mean it’s easy to sit here and compare these photos of Miranda to other hot women when that’s all I do all day, but if I ever met her in a club I’d be totally starstruck. A special thanks goes out the the photographers at GQ.

Kim Kardashian Has Great Lips

  Kim Kardashian shows us that her lips were made for sucking (as if you ever thought otherwise) as she enjoys a lollipop at Mel B’s Sugar Factory. Oh yes, these pictures of Kim’s lips wrapped around an object really bring me back. You know, to the time she wrapped her lips around that long straw or the time she deep-throated and sucked on an innocent popsicle. And, by the way, this is not the first time we’ve seen her taking the full, sweet load of a hard lollipop.

Hot Keeley Hazell Pictures

  Just the mention the name Keeley Hazell and all of a sudden things start to heat up, especially when you start talking about the many hot photos that she has taken over the years. It seems like just a few short years ago Keeley was not even on the radar screen and now she is one of the better known models, at least of the models that are completely and totally STACKED! For those of you who fantasize about Keeley Hazell on a daily basis, I think these lingerie photos will at least give you something to look at. Which is more than I can say about the wishful clips that you have running through your head.

Jennifer Lopez Photos from Elle

Jennifer Lopez is in the February 2010 issue of Elle magazine and I’m liking it! Although I hardly believe these photos represent anything close to the orginal Jenny from the block, they are very well taken and I love the way the photographer has composed each of the shots. I think the pictures are well-weighted, and of course Jennifer Lopez makes for a great subject. Jennifer is looking really good and my hat is off to Jenny and to Elle magazine for putting together such a fabulous shoot!

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Was Made For Lingerie

If there’s one thing Victoria’s Secret knows how to do, it is pick hot ass women like Rosie Huntington-Whiteley to model lingerie!  I am not sure why I’ve never heard of this hottie before.  Maybe I have but just never picked up on it because there weren’t any hot pics associated with her name.  Oh what the hell am I saying, any pictures of Rosie Huntington-Whiteley are going to be hot!

Jennifer Aniston Golden Globe Photos

  Jennifer Aniston is one of my favorite female celebrities of all time for obvious reasons. Jennifer has had me hooked since “Friends,” even though she amazingly looks much better now than she did even back then! Jennifer was also among the many celebs that attended the recent Golden Globe awards in Hollywood. And in keeping with all of her past award show appearances, Jennifer Aniston looked great! She still has it all!!!

Halle Berry Golden Globe Photos

Halle Berry has been living “off the grid” so to speak, but here is the the A list celebrity looking great at the 67th Annual Golden Globe Awards held in Hollywood recently. Halle is so naturally beautiful so it’s not hard for this woman to look good—and she does look very good, except for her super short hair which I hope she gets over.But with that said, this black dress does Halle Berry justice and I believe it and she turned more than a few heads as she walked into the Golden Globes.

Jessica Hart Bikini Photos

Jessica Hart bikini photos make for a great break from the Golden Globe awards that are dominating the blogosphere today. Actually, I can’t think of a time when bikini photos don’t make for a great break from anything. What can I say? I am a man afterall. For those of you not familar with Jessica Hart you’ve probably already figured out that she’s damn hot, and you’ve probably even figured out that she’s a  model that’s been featured in Sports Illustrated, but did you know that she is from Australia? Well, well, well—you just got served.

Mariah Carey Shows Off Her Golden Globes

The 67th annual Golden Globe Awards happened recently and Mariah Carey was showing off her globes in full force! Don’t ask me who won what award or which all celebrities were there because I didn’t watch the show and kind of didn’t care. Even Mariah Carey does not do much for me. Well, except the only two things that are good about her. No, not her singing and dancing—I’m talking about her great breasts that she’s showcasing!

Hot Rachel Weisz Photos from Esquire!

  There are some Rachel Weisz photos featured in Esquire magazine that I am totally going gaga over! And not as in Lady Gaga, who is a freak in her own right. Rachel looks great  in these sexually-charged photos that include her wearing lingerie and lying on a bed. Hell, if she was in my bedroom that would be all I needed to call it a night. Sure, Rachel would be disappointed, but I’d be ready for the shower after watching her take off her top. These Rachel Weisz photos are sizzling, so a big thanks go straight up to the guys at Esquire. Wowzers!

Megan Fox Armani Underwear Photos

I’ve said it before about celebrity Megan Fox and I’ll be damned if I won’t say it again: Megan is as talentless and as beautiful as they come! A picture is worth of thousand words so it looks like I can save myself the typing and let you think up about 5,000 words as your flip through these awesome Megan Fox ad photos courtesy of Armani. A few words that come to mind would be hot, sexy, and me like!

Scarlett Johansson Photos from IN New York

Scarlett Johansson is back on the cover of another magazine, but it’s not just any cover because the actress in looking hotter and sexier than ever! Okay, she’s on IN New York Magazine, but one question: Why did it take THEM to get Scarlett back to looking hot again? But who really cares about silly questions when we can all agree that this celebrity babe is looking great! I think she’s much better seen, not heard. Source: “Surprise, surprise. The sexy blond and cleavage popping Scarlett Johansson makes her second appearance this week courtesy of IN New York magazine’s brand spanking new cover. If feels like it’s been years since we last saw Scarlett look that sexy, that blond, and that busty, but it seems like the she’s finally back and dropping jaws once again. Now all we need is an Esquire lingerie photoshoot and a GQ bikini photoshoots to officially say that she’s back…”