Here are some photos of Marisa Miller looking really good with some guys that are not me! And yes, it sucks. However, I am not that jealous because these guys are gayer than Clay Aiken. I know this because there is no way any straight man could keep a boner down with Marisa Miller’s hand on his chest, her head in his crotch, or any part of Marisa’s body touching him. She is 10 times hotter than the legal level of hotness in Utah, so I still very much enjoy these Marisa Miller photos–even with her draped across some lucky dudes.